Try and give me a fish, I won’t take it.

ah heck hold my beer (lives an honest and virtuous life)

it is fascinatingly impossible to write a poem about choward's violets

I could swallow a dime whole and it would not harm me

would you guys still love me if I was one of those weird fish with human faces?

soon I will witness a creature

this is what it feels like to be a trans man btw

ULTRA🏝️BLAST@ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 3d ago

I regard babies crying inconsolably on airplanes as my representatives. I too would wail at the top of my lungs, but luckily don't have to, because the little guys have it covered. I can just stand back and let the artists work.

where are the millennial women at

I bet I am the first person to inject testosterone in this airbnb

crying while watching kiki's delivery service makes me *more* of a man, actually

gauging how well I'm recovering from the depressive episode based on how much my sex drive is returning. today I saw a woman wearing bike shorts

Hey y'all! I am getting FFS at the end of August and made a GoFundMe to try and help cover part of the costs. If you could share this around or if you are able to donate, I'd greatly appreciate it. ❤️ gofund.me/63fe713c5

Donate to Support Saoirse’s Facial Feminization Recovery, organized by Saoirse Thayne

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two of them

recently had a convo with @consume.red about how manosphere people probably aren't all gay (and it's annoying to make that claim), but they do have something going on other than heterosexuality

Playboy@playboy.com · 7d ago

What are the incel men up to over on X? Focussing on a quirk of women’s bodies most of us have never even thought about before now. Our take? "Making women mad and getting likes from fellow incels is all they have going for them." Read now: www.playboy.com/read/sex/the...

that's just science

ian@it-i4n.bsky.social · last wk.

yeah that's because I'm an alpha male provider bf

let's all think about Chowards Violets now

Parker inherint physiognomy: Looks like Ditko's Peter Parker; repressed straightoid mega-autist, lives with aunt Looks like Romita's Peter Parker; bisexual chad, has two girlfriends, one boyfriend and parties. I believe this model to be unassailable💯

I think a fun new type of homophobia I could do is getting really insecure about the fact that I have bisexual physiognomy

daily affirmation: the pigmentation will normalize over time

ian@it-i4n.bsky.social · 3mo ago

nipple grafts are terrifying to heal

*standing up on the plane* okay i'm gonna read "america" by allen ginsberg. don't worry i'm not gonna do the n word part. okay. america i've given you all and now i'm nothing. america two dollars and twentyseven cents january 17, 1956. i can't stand my own mind. america when will we end the hu

pleased to report I'm getting penis pill ads again

the dirt knows what's best for everyone. the dirt is wise and the dirt is strong. earthworms are the same as influencers to me. a big worm is the same as mr. beast to me

Just paid a large bill and now I have lockjaw

chewing on a soft species of wood would fix me

family (who lives on the opposite side of the country) asked me about jimothy immediately upon me landing. I love that this is what seattle is currently known for

my brother's friend who hasn't seen me since high school asked my mom what I look like now (because he wanted to be able to recognize me at the wedding). apparently she said "like [brother's name] but with hair"

ambien is beautiful because sometimes it does nothing and sometimes it makes me feel like I'm on a boat

having a tiny penis is a lifestyle