Last night my neighbor saw me plunging my hand into the soil, grabbing a fistful of worms then raising them triumphantly above my head as I laughed and lightning crashed around me. Going to be difficult to explain that one.
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5 is the only thing we’re living for…I’m in da weeds, breaking and making, wishing I was a robot
The Soviet animated version is set on Dec 31 2026, but it is also very much worth experiencing (thank you to @rblemberg.bsky.social who showed it to me!) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oxP... Possibly even more terrifying than the original story.
Будет ласковый дождь / There Will Come Soft Rains (1984) [Eng CC]
YouTube video by Алекс Кэрролл
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Lisa DeBruine@debruine.bsky.social · yesterdayToday is the only day you can experience Ray Bradbury’s “There Will Come Soft Rains” on the day it is set. Audio: archive.org/details/brad... PDF: thephilosopher.net/bredberi/wp-...
When I was a teen, my friend and I wanted to see how many times we could go around a roundabout before the cops pulled us over. The answer is 16
Did you see how Apple, Amazon Walmart and other big companies are refunding the billions of dollars they got back from the federal tariff settlement to their customers, who ultimately bore the cost of higher prices? Yea, me neither.
(I know that's an old thought but it's been a long day and I'm too tired to have new thoughts.)
the idea of an afternoon delight changes as one ages. now for me that refers to taking a nice nap together midday.
Writing an angrily worded letter to Court TV demanding to know where all the jesters are.
EYES ON THE ROAD LOUISE! EYES N THE GODDAM ROAD!
Free Cats Daily😻@freecatsdaily.bsky.social · yesterday
whenever my bullshit senses start tingling i can’t look away
local market, the guy in front of me pulled a little nip bottle with the label "99 WATERMELONS" from a stand next to the register, to go along with his chips or whatever. I asked. "Hey man, is that stuff any good?" He said, "Nah, but," he shrugged. "You know how it goes." I nodded. An got one too.
So I’m starting a job tomorrow that I tried to say no too but I love this old lady and when she got a quote from others they were ripping her off. So I will be crawling around under a trailer for at least 3 days but Ms Carol will get her monies worth.
Writing fiction in any genre should be a purely human exercise. If you use AI to generate *any* dialog, story ideas, character shapes, *anything* creative, you're betraying the very concept of artistic expression. This is a bright flashing red line for me. www.wired.com/story/the-bi...
‘Everyone Is Doing It’: The Truth About AI in Hollywood
Puck’s Matthew Belloni says AI has quietly become part of everyday filmmaking. The battle now isn’t whether Hollywood will use the technology—it’s who controls what’ll come next.
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You know how old injuries become nagging pains?, well apparently I’ve injured everything.
the average american streams eight spider-man movies in their sleep each year
I was just at the grocery store where I saw an old lady in a t shirt that said, “sagging but still gagging.”
"911, what's your emergency?" I FARTED ON A FIRST DATE "Ma'am, we don't___ IT SOUNDED LIKE A BALLOON ANIMAL ASKING A QUESTION
Each of our golf course holes is named after one of the owner’s children except for hole 15, Mr Peanut, which is named after his cause of death