Dawn

@itsdawn.bsky.social

Writer turned gamekeeper. Historian of expat chaos and bad judgement in historic Bruges. https://substack.com/@cobblesandgables

What Bruges politicians are arguing about this week – we only have 50 swans currently, which puts us below the 52 needed to keep off a (likely fake) mediaeval obligation put on the city after Bruges citizens beheaded Maximilian's enforcer Pieter Lanchals in the market place.

Reject trumpist & fifa corruption, RETVRN to Original Rules Football (half of a whole working class town against the other half, played over several miles on Pancake Day, you're allowed to shank your neighbour if you write an apology to the pope, chance of the game starting a 6 month civil war)

Club Brugge has had five players in World Cup 2026. But did you know that the club's first-ever opponents were boys from the short-lived English school of Bruges?

Nineteenth century photograph of school boys playing a football match on a field, trees in the background

Interesting this, and I think we're going to see more of it – a local record store saying it's no longer allowing local events posters that use AI. "Support your locals. Bruges has many designers and artists that will gladly help with a great design".

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All references to the moon and stars in One Thousand and One Nights, translated by Sir Richard Francis Burton, in order of occurrence, starting at 12 o' clock position. Moon references shows in sequential phases.

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Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface

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🚨 NEW: Rachel Reeves confirms the Clacton by-election will go ahead "It is a farce and a desperate distraction. But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him"

Stopped at the village cricket. I think the real appeal of village cricket is the rope. The game, especially when amateur, can be a beguiling mix of a Midsummer Night’s Dream and a clock made by Lewis Carroll, and I like that all that is just held in place by a rope (which isn’t even in a circle)

A cricket match. It is out of fovous, while the white rope of the boundary, is in focus.

In accordance with ancient tradition, our next Prime Minister is announced to the nation while standing between a furry and a man with a bin on his head.

A victorious Andy Burnham MP (24,937 votes), as the result of the Makerfield by-election is announced, flanked by defeated candidates Count Binface (a bloke in a vaguely sci-fi costume with a large bin for a helmet; 95 votes) and Robert Pownall (who is in a full body fox costume, holding a sign reading "Protect British Wildlife"; 18 votes). There are some other candidates there just out of shot but that's not important right now.

Photo: Jon Super/AP