Someone should kick the ball into his face.

bigot traitors who should fall to their knees over the overwhelming generosity of merely never allowing them to see the sun again

Sam (ABeardedPanda)@abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Everyone involved with this needs to be [REDACTED] www.whitehouse.gov/aliens/

This is almost certainly 100% bullshit. This isn’t how “nuclear codes” work. Shit is bad enough without spreading fud designed to make people even more afraid.

Doing an exploratory interview with a Pooping-as-a-service tech company on Friday and I’m looking forward to it.

@corybell.bsky.social

Ultimate Muscle has some of the genuinely funniest bullshit lines I've probably ever heard made-up for a dub and I mean that.

Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND)@mysteriousz.bsky.social · 4mo ago

4Kids dubs are strange because the popular consensus is that they fuck with Pokémon, YGO, and One Piece but then you'll have GX and Ultimate Muscle (Kinnikuman Nisei) and they make jokes that sound like shit TFS would come up with

worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

Peter thiel can go to hell before he gets my id from any source other than the 200 that already have it.

Iron Lung (2026)

Update: boss’ boss showed up

The boss has determined that today will be a bedrot day.

Chanting “Shinzo Abe” in prayer.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6mo ago

JD Vance: "To our fellow Americans we say, you're never gonna find great meaning in a cubicle or in front of a computer screen. But you will find great meaning if you dedicate yourself to the creation and sustenance of human life."

Down to the gotdam day I stg

Snake Oil Salesman@itsme.thebigrat.gay · 2y ago

I’d casually like to remind my body that getting a cold does *not* mean that I need to be reacting with flu symptoms for a week.

How did I immediately catch the crud I was there for SIX HOURS TOTAL

Trying to get to the con but I took a cozy comfy bath and now I’m warm. I’m fighting a fight of biblical proportions to put on my shoes.

remember to leave bullet casings out for ashli babbitt tonight ❤️❤️✝️

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Wtf is Greece doing there I know they didn’t do shit.

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 10mo ago

The cease-fire talks in Egypt showed that with pressure on Hamas and Israel, seemingly huge impediments could be overcome or set aside. Here's what we know from interviews with officials from the U.S., Israel and Arab governments involved in or briefed on the negotiations.

Ever since Target got canceled I’ve been staking out new big box stores to dissociate in. Tried both TJ max and Burlington for factory today, neither are particularly well suited for this purpose, 4/10 for each.

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At my college, the Republican club had one of their child molesters come speak. The city & school locked down that entire part of campus and the cops were there all day. The Republican club didn’t pay a dime. Meanwhile, the school forced the Muslim club to pay $10k security fee to hold a convention.

NPR@npr.org · 11mo ago

How much security at a campus event is enough? Campus police are mulling the question.

Based on the regime’s falsehood rate we have sufficient proof that this was a civilian vessel that was ambushed and destroyed. The US is a terrorist state, full stop. It needs to be dismantled state by state à la post WWII Germany if there is ever to be a hope for world democracy.

Brian Finucane@bcfinucane.bsky.social · 11mo ago

As commander in chief, Trump has had a consistent penchant for performative military action against "terrorists." When his administration began designating criminal entities as terrorists, it was clear where this was headed. And of course the de rigeur video of the latest performance.

My gums are ejecting bits of jawbone. Learning that this is a normal thing that your body just does sometimes. Truly the most body horror thing of all time is the horror of having a body.

Reminder that you can pay artists to turn your brain worms into reality. Thanks @hyenablood.yeen.world

If my job told me I had to work 996 I would hunt the CEO for sport, force feed him 5 lbs of C4 and a 5 pack of lighters then throw him off a cliff to see if the impact could detonate him

WIRED@wired.com · last yr.

In an industry once known for cushy perks, some founders are now asking staff to commit to a 72-hour weekly schedule. You’re either in or you’re out. www.wired.com/story/silico...

The suffering connected to each one of these carts—grieving families and terrified victims—is incomprehensible. Like a survival horror film but the real-life aftermath is destroyed lives and a permanently altered American landscape. There is no punishment harsh enough for those responsible.

L.A. TACO@lataco.bsky.social · last yr.

Abandoned ice cream carts, fruit, and taco stands. Trucks with broken windows left in the middle of the streets. It’s the new reality ICE has brought to our beautiful city. This taco stand appears to have been hit last night, 6/27 in South LA by Florence and Gramercy.