@j00jatron.bsky.social
If it’s a work audience it’s probably the “good fences make good neighbors” talk on why boundaries are critical in consulting. If it’s not a work audience I’m not sure and that is one of my problems right now.
You've got a captive audience on a plane, and you know they can't open the doors and yeet you out. What subject are you gonna do a 30 minute sermon on?
It’s probably a bulleted list that gets shit done.
If you heard someone say they had “pulled a [your name]”, what would you interpret that to mean
On this trans day of visibility, you should hire me to edit your book. Please.
If you see a message from “Signal Support Bot”, no you didn’t
To be clear: Signal’s encryption and infrastructure have not been compromised and remain robust. These attacks were executed via sophisticated phishing campaigns, designed to trick users into sharing information – SMS codes and/or Signal PIN – to gain access to users’ accounts. 2/7
Absolutely thinking about that "what would you skate to" question for DAYS, I have so many answers. Pirate season: short- "Shiver My Timbers" from Muppet Treasure Island. Free: a Black Sails theme song medley.
Is choux universally beloved? Probably not. But for me it’s a low mid at best.
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
I paid my therapist a zillion dollars to tell me this, so I’m passing it on to anyone else in MN who needs to hear it: Think of taking time away to recharge not as not doing the work, but as doing quality control for the work. You’re not going to be able to show up to do it well if you’re depleted
Signal will never message you like this. If you get a message like this, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HACK YOUR SIGNAL. DO NOT GIVE THEM THAT CODE.
I don't believe in doorbell cameras but my parents do. Is there a better alternative to ring so I can get rid of my parents ring camera?
Is Alecto the Ninth on a list? Because I will keep anticipating it until it comes out!
let's play a little game: what is your single most-anticipated book of 2026 that you have not yet seen on any other most anticipated lists?
This AI Star Trek knock off disaster calendar was amazing from start to finish
So, this December, come along as we BOLOLY go THES Christmas. In our single-nacelled Enterprise.
“Can’t anyone be a project manager?”
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
"there's no third places" Wrong. There's volcanoes.
Other people were not doing their part of the group project. Alternately, working as an admin in academia put me off academia so I went to library school. Then there were few library jobs but I had this amazing assistantship doing IT and online learning support…
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
Also the cozy outfits are getting snazzier. I fly for work and I see all these perfectly coiffed femme folks in what amounts to cashmere pj sets. Anyway, if I’m on a 4+ hour flight I am darned well not wearing hard pants. Try making the seats and aisles bigger. That will improve civility greatly.
Having gotten yelled at on a United flight in first class for changing to more comfortable clothes TO GO TO SLEEP, I wish to communicate the firmest possible go fuck yourself to dress codes in a deeply uncomfortable environment & experience. Work on literally anything else first.