Josh

@j0shbr0wn.bsky.social

Onsen appreciator

REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

deleting my previous post about Rudy Giuliani being in critical condition because he got his dick ripped off by roomba. Apparently it was a dyson hand vac.

Bean people: yeah beans are great and I'm thrifty for paying 10 usd for the bag of beans called mini goose lillys Bean companies: chuck an occasional rock in that shit

Oh, the irony of not voting for Mamdani because “he doesn’t really know New York.” The guy has seen and done more NYC during his campaign that the average New Yorker does in a lifetime while Cuomo just drives around and calls the city a shithole.

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Recent subway ridership records: Busiest post-COVID day, Wednesday, 10/29: 4,589,477 Busiest post-COVID Friday, 10/31: 4,428,750 Busiest post-COVID Sunday, 11/2: 2,825,658 2nd busiest post-COVD Saturday, 11/1: 3,093,309 This is how people get around NYC.