a piano competition like that chopin one but they just play warewolfs of london for 20 hours until a winner is declared
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,
Every crosswalk along Third Avenue looks like this because nothing is stopping them. Ticketing this behavior would balance the NYS budget
deleting my previous post about Rudy Giuliani being in critical condition because he got his dick ripped off by roomba. Apparently it was a dyson hand vac.
Let me remind everyone that fierce debate exists over the different classes of ebikes allowed in cities.
Hey Siri, show me madness.
absolutely psychotic. how do we enable someone to feel comfortable enough to drive this into my neighborhood? @nyc-dot.bsky.social @nyc.streetsblog.org @nypdnews.bsky.social @errollouis.bsky.social
Bean people: yeah beans are great and I'm thrifty for paying 10 usd for the bag of beans called mini goose lillys Bean companies: chuck an occasional rock in that shit
i’m not particularly attached to “abolish ICE” as a slogan but as a policy it’s mandatory
I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
Smart proposal here from Charles Komanoff, one of the architects of Manhattan congestion pricing. Policies like this can prevent AVs from causing crushing gridlock if/when they scale. The best time to implement them is now, before they're widespread. www.vitalcitynyc.org/articles/one...
one of the great profiles ever www.newyorker.com/magazine/199...
Ricky Jay’s Magical Secrets
From 1993: The magician’s deft illusions flout reality, and he rejects the notion that magic is a suitable entertainment for children.
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Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
Yeah I support LGBTQ Light rail Going from Brooklyn To Queens
Randy Mastro is going to ratfuck the city as much as possible on his way out the door. The lame duck period is too long.
Mayor Adams aims to save Elizabeth Street Garden by making it official NYC park https://gothamist.com/news/mayor-adams-aims-to-save-elizabeth-street-garden-by-making-it-official-nyc-park
Thinking about how much flack some politicians were given a few years ago for not caving to Amazon HQ plan. Political courage is important!
Breaking News: The New York City Council overwhelmingly approved a rezoning on Wednesday that could transform an industrial stretch of Queens into thousands of apartments — private development aimed at addressing the city’s affordable housing crisis. nyti.ms/4p71Cqv
Oh, the irony of not voting for Mamdani because “he doesn’t really know New York.” The guy has seen and done more NYC during his campaign that the average New Yorker does in a lifetime while Cuomo just drives around and calls the city a shithole.
And it begins...Hell Gate's Election Day live blog is here! Our first dispatch is from a polling site in a corner of Flatbush that Andrew Cuomo won during the primary. Are voters feeling Cuomo-mentum? Well: hellgatenyc.com/election-day...
Recent subway ridership records: Busiest post-COVID day, Wednesday, 10/29: 4,589,477 Busiest post-COVID Friday, 10/31: 4,428,750 Busiest post-COVID Sunday, 11/2: 2,825,658 2nd busiest post-COVD Saturday, 11/1: 3,093,309 This is how people get around NYC.
My headline suggestion for this was Thanks to Curb, New Yorkers Can Heil a Cab but they didn't go for it. hellgatenyc.com/taxi-tv-news...
Taxi TV Is MAGA Now
New York City taxi riders are now served conservative news segments during their trips.
hellgatenyc.com
Much of northern Maine is so unpopulated that townships don’t even have names, just numbers.
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he was also the mermaid parade king in 1999 (queen latifah was the queen) www.coneyisland.com/mermaid-para...
A guy who actually likes New York City.
#4 👍