As @aduralde.bsky.social said on the way out, "KY and Durex product placement? Straight people shit." sluggish.ghost.io/fuck-one-nig...

Fuck ONE NIGHT ONLY

Unmarried people can't have sex, unless it's done on one specific, government-approved, Purge-style night. This is how your script gets on the Black List. Of course, in the confounding, oblivious One...

sluggish.ghost.io

This is the way. This is ALSO what "Vote blue no matter who" means.

They let me get a little spicy on main over *that* NYT op-ed. So without further ado…a few cents on David Ellison’s plea to the American people to let him win this round of Monopoly. Full story at the link 👇

Erik Adams@erikadams.bsky.social · yesterday

"No amount of spin can sugarcoat the utter disaster of layoffs, creative consolidation, and sheer mediocrity that awaits if Richie Rich runs roughshod over the industry he claims to love so much." Get 'im, @mcastimovies.bsky.social!

Ray Bradbury’s “There Will Come Soft Rains” is set on August 4th, 2026. Today’s the last day to read it before the future becomes the present and then the past. thephilosopher.net/bredberi/wp-...

The prompt doesn't specify whether its a current or retired player so yeah if Joe Namath tries to get me I think I have a shot

Boneless Wings…Lover@coachd21.bsky.social · 3d ago

Do you think you take a hit from a NFL player and not fumble the ball at your age?

Tonight at 7pm, my partner @edmarkey.bsky.social takes the debate stage as the only candidate who is a champion for workers and families in Massachusetts. Let's send him back to the Senate so we can continue delivering for our communities.

Every vote to confirm Todd Blanche as attorney general is a vote to continue the coverup of the Epstein Files.

Let’s not forget the biggest reason to reject Blanche as U.S. Attorney General: his role in tormenting Epstein survivors to serve his boss’s personal interests.

"It's about protecting women's sports which, by the way, I hate more than anything in the world."

Sonicscrewdriv4@sonicscrewdriv4.bsky.social · 3d ago

What sort of delusional BS is this??? www.mediaite.com/media/news/c...

I'm confused, I thought the Dodgers were some kind of unstoppable juggernaut that necessitated shutting down the league?

Red Sox@redsox.com · 3d ago

Successful Sunday Night Baseball 🧹 🗒️ bit.ly/4pTJsdt

I'm a Red Sox fan and I endorse this

Marc Normandin@marcnormandin.bsky.social · 3d ago

It is pretty funny to do "the Dodgers are unstoppable" discourse on a weekend where they might be swept by a team kept afloat by the AL being just dogshit

I'm ok with the Skubal trade because the most important thing in baseball is that Aaron Judge never wins a World Series

These craven scumbags blithely lied in order to get the day of headlines the mad king wanted. They knew they had nothing, but all that matters to them is whatever six-hour news cycle they're in the middle of.

Scott Horton@robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 5d ago

Scott MacFarlane: Justice Dept seeks to dismiss Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool criminal case against former Olympian David Hearn. Trump Admin acknowledges: "Damage to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in June 2026 was the result of flawed installation by the contractor"

We should all start any interview with "JD Vance is a scrubbed up rube and a racist piece of shit who hates his wife and children."

neuse river hag@neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 5d ago

i honestly want to talk to someone who thinks this is a bad thing to say

“But enough about Bernie Moreno’s daughter…”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6d ago

Trump: "We'll be hitting them. We'll be hitting them very hard. At some point they're gonna say, 'We just can't take it anymore.'"

sure, mister president, excellent idea, make the midterms about whether you and your corrupt family get permanent immunity from paying taxes

Trump threatens to pull Todd Blanche’s AG nomination until after GOP holdouts leave office

The Senate Judiciary Committee postponed a vote on Blanche’s nomination over objections from Sens. John Cornyn of Texas and Thom Tillis of North Carolina.

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Just amazing how this headline gets worse with every line

All the Fauci stuff is a modern day version of the POW/MIA stuff after Vietnam - a way to try to rewrite the history of a huge failure of conservative ideology to be instead a story about how liberals and foreigners stabbed us in the back.

I drew this August 23, 2022, and it’s coming to pass.

Looming forward to Magnolia Pictures' THE MAN FROM NANTUCKET

Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.

Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now

I stand by everything I said previously. At least with a major bank I know there is oversight, deposit insurance, and regulation for things like anti-money laundering.

The Verge@theverge.com · last wk.

X Money is launching in the US starting today

We actually had the 16th highest mortality rate in the world and it largely resulted from the ignorant asshats who were *resisting* the common sense protection measures Fauci was promoting like masking and distancing. What a colossal asshole.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

RFK Jr: "Because of Dr Fauci's leadership and other reasons, we had the highest mortality rate from covid of any country in the world" #OtherReasons 🙃

When dog whistles become train whistles.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Trump: "I'm sort of a clean freak. I like clean. You ever see Washington DC? It was filthy ... we moved out over 5,000 career animals."

the u.s. is bullying other countries into withdrawing from the i.c.c.

Wagatwe Wanjuki@wagatwe.bsky.social · last wk.

oh my god

Profits Soar As Taylor Farms Rebrands As Biological Weapons Manufacturer

Musk calls for the assassination of a reporter who embarrassed him with basic questions

Sunder Katwala (sundersays)@sundersays.bsky.social · 2w ago

There is simply no ambiguity in what Elon Musk is arguing and endorsing here.

If you see this, quote skeet a pic of yourself in sunglasses

C. Robert Cargill@crobertcargill.bsky.social · last wk.

If you see this, quote skeet a pic of yourself in sunglasses

Post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains

Brian W. Collins@brianwcollins.bsky.social · last wk.

Post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains