Jackie Kashian

@jackiekashian.bsky.social

🎤Touring Stand-Up Comedian 📀 New Special/Album Alter-Kashian soon 📺See me on Comics Unleashed After Midnight, HBO, NPR, Conan, Corden, & more! 🎤Podcasts — Dork Forest🌳 Jackie & Laurie Show🎧

Had another wonderful time at the comedy attic in Bloomington-my ride to the airport gets here in about 2 hours and instead of sleep i just watched four episodes of Reacher. I miss Andy’s moms who loved Reacher and turned me onto it like we were all destined to be the father of three. Off to Iowa.

Yeah, I’m really sorry my good faith purchase of a Passion For Passion, easily the best satire on a major literary genre of the last decade, went to a bunch of shysters, and not the most humorous and insightful author since Pratchett

Whenever anybody refers to women who do stand-up comedy as “female comedians“ I am reminded of one of those etiquette books from the 1800s and I paraphrase “levity is not becoming in females“ and I become irritated. 🐝

When i grew up in WI - b4 the 24hr “news” cycle - you couldn’t trick normal factory workers & simple farmers. “The common salt of the earth. You know... morons.” But not trickable. They knew they were racist and not that smart. But they also knew they weren’t going to be millionaires.

🎶🎶 Why are there so many Songs about Mothra? And why she has friends in a clam She’s Queen of monsters That live on an island Shoots webs from her Diaphragm So some will say and Some call them titans I know they’re wrong Can’t you see? 1/