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Dad, movie fan, dad movie fan, occasional critic, teacher, Cheddar Curtain border town denizen, total hack.
EL-SAYED: And to all the parents who struggled to explain to their kids why the president openly mocks someone for their name or how they pray, let them know tomorrow that the bad guys lost.
shocking everyone, Anakin Skywalker memes seem to have failed to deliver a win for the Republican Party
when i got home from you can see everything last week the first thing i did was google adam nayman you can see everything because i love when he writes about Fielder. Still the best piece ive read on it www.theringer.com/2026/10/16/y...
‘You Can See Everything’ Through Nathan Fielder’s Looking Glass
The ‘Rehearsal’ creator’s collaboration with Lance Oppenheim is a stunning look into Elizabeth Holmes’s inner world. It also wrestles with the contradictions of, well, everything.
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treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
thinkin about "i'm talkin to the fucking garfield" again
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
Honestly maybe the most level-headed thing I’ve read about this whole story!
I wrote about what we can learn from the chilling case of the COVID-conscious Western Mass lesbian bar! slate.com/life/2026/09...
🖤 The incomparable Peter Falk, born on this day in 1927! 🖤 Here he is in Wim Wenders's WINGS OF DESIRE (1987). Now playing on the Criterion Channel!
At long last, we have recreated the Stanford Prison Experiment from the classic study “Don’t Recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment”
what the fuck
Still hard to believe that this guy was able to convince everyone he was a brilliant lawyer when he’s only ever defended rich guys accused of horrific crimes against women. It’s playing the game on the easiest setting.
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/09/n...
genuinely cannot imagine anything like this ever happening again.
post a perfect album from the 2000s (2000-2009).
post a perfect album from the 2000s (2000-2009).
Lindsay Graham has died after being asked to carry soup into the Jackass offices before being slapped by a giant wall-mounted hand
an LLM is not credible if it doesn't know that Alex Jones has died from some kind of bizarre head explosion alone in the drivers seat of his parked van
an LLM is not credible if it doesn't know that Alex Jones has died from some kind of bizarre head explosion alone in the drivers seat of his parked van
Im getting word that the premium edition comes with a fully furnished Cousin's House to play this at, and that the game softlocks if it doesnt detect both a MadCatz controller, and the smell of Marlboro Reds
Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee Remastered officially announced and will be on Steam (in addition to PS5/Xbox Series/Switch 2) store.steampowered.com/app/4251460/... out Nov 3
I still want a Spielberg adaptation of The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay.
What’s your white whale tv/film adaptation that needs to happen
I need someone to make a decision for me: do I watch Your Name (for the first time) or A History of Violence (for the first time in 20 years; bought on Criterion 4K recently) tonight?
Every time I’m tempted to get into basketball, I see shit like this and think, no, I don’t have space to be this nerdy about another thing
Jalen Brunson joins ELITE company 🔥 Since 2000, only 3 players have posted 5 straight 35+ point playoff games against a single opponent: ▪️ LeBron James (vs. ORL, 2009) ▪️ Stephen Curry (vs. POR, 2017 - 2019) ▪️ Jalen Brunson (vs. PHI, 2024 - 2026)
i think less of you if you paid money to see this, sorry not sorry.
In another win for a non-franchise title, Antoine Fuqua’s Michael Jackson biopic pulled off a moon walk for the ages at the worldwide box office with a record-smashing $97 million domestic opening and $120.4 million foreign launch for a global blast-off of $217.4 million.
Woke 2.0 has now breached the Chicago Tribune Editorial Board
From the Editorial Board: You don’t have to be a socialist to want to see a government take care of a city’s small problems — symbolically, and actually, potholes.
Hey all, We're so blown away by all of the support we've gotten in just the first day and a half -- it's really helped us breathe a lot easier! While we're about $3,500 of the way there, there's still time to help us out with more of it if you find it in your hearts to contribute. Thanks so much!
Hate to be hat in hand, but today I found myself facing a HUGE, unexpected homeownership expense: a $10,000 plumbing bill. It's a huge financial blow during an already vulnerable time, and I'd be so appreciative of your help. I've started my 1st ever GoFundMe here: www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-re...
Forever angry that we’re more vigilant about shaming fat people than we are at shaming assholes.
The fact that this was even a considered for a response is utterly unhinged. Also, my god, the way rich parents treat their fat kids remains such a specific kind of humiliation ritual. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/28/m...