(catches up on Michigan politics by reading no more than 5 skeets) well friends here’s my fuckin take,

pretty messed up that Shakespeare wrote 154 love sonnets and not a single one about the boys being back in town

EVERY TEEN GIRL IN A 50 MILE RADIUS OF LA: Jared Leto groomed and sexually assaulted me HOLLYWOOD: Jaaareddd. Did you do that, Jared. TINY BABY JARED LETO: [tugs Hollywood down by its sleeve, whispers in its ear] HOLLYWOOD: OK. Ok I'll tell them. Yeah no I dunno he says he didn't do it

Meanwhile Emily Wilson LOVED Mandolorian and Grogu, like make it make sense

To get casual fans caught up, the new Avengers movie should start with all the characters doing a rap where they say who they are and what their deal is

concerts should be at most 25 minutes long. like 7 songs. actually why am I even there to begin with. you know what, never mind do whatever you want

In defense of Threads, when I block or mute accounts over there it’s because they’re genuinely offensive or wrongheaded. When I block or mute accounts on Blueksy it’s because the cringe is so deep it feels like it’s in my bones, and it feels like it will stay in my bones forever

Raw dogging The Odyssey (seeing it in standard format)

I am not UP nor AT ‘EM but a secret third thing

Instead of being my current weight and feeling bloated all the time, I’d really like to be 20 pounds less and feel bloated all the time

i’m not built for being seen or heard. I should only be texted. occasionally i can possess another, and visit in a dream. I prefer text

lettuce??? how about you, lett-us, shit normally

So yeah The Return (2024) has Ralph Fiennes playing Odysseus in the final chapter of the story- a bit slow, but the finale (bow stuff) absolutely rips shit, the Argus 🐕 scenes are lovely, plus a legit ripped Ralph hangs serious pipe- it’s def worth a watch if you can’t get Imax seats this week

Dumbass here 👋 isn’t taxing the rich bad because they are the batman? think about it 🤔

Will I understand The Odyssey if I haven’t seen The OdyA or The OdyB??! Look if you don’t like it you don’t have to heart it, just move on. You don’t have to get mad im just trying to be friendly

I want to make it clear that this IS a joke, but I do, naturally, obviously, assume that everyone in this movie is speaking in British RP. Now to take a large sip of my Cola

Jamie 1947@jamie1947.bsky.social · 3w ago

Currently seated for The Odyssey in IMAX. I haven’t watched any trailers, I’ve avoided the discourse entirely, and I’m absolutely dumb as porridge. I assume it’s an all white cast.

Currently seated for The Odyssey in IMAX. I haven’t watched any trailers, I’ve avoided the discourse entirely, and I’m absolutely dumb as porridge. I assume it’s an all white cast.

I’ve decided to allow Iran to pursue its nuclear weapons program, fuck it

nice joke, lol, reminds me of this unrelated political thing i can’t stop talking about

Me: It must drive vampires crazy that mosquitos can drink blood during the day My son (already owns his own business): dad, do you need money

The real benefit of exercising a lot in your 40s is that you’re going to be in constant pain anyway, so it’s nice to have a reason to be proud of it.

I’d be so ripped if I were a dumbass

Why do we park in a car part but carp in la brea tar park. haha smoke em if ya bottom. folks. I am in pretty serious debt.

Guys. If you google “Twink and Scoot”, you’ll find this picture, and here’s why; the people in this picture are named Twink and Scoot.

I’m like eight minutes into The Invite and Olivia Wilde is one of the greatest directors of her generation?

Threads is still worse!!

Important point about this movie, it stars Jeremy Shamos as Clay the news producer, and in 2001 I was in an off-broadway play with Jeremy, again I appreciate your time and consideration

Jamie 1947@jamie1947.bsky.social · 4w ago

Guys I’m watching Disclosure Day again and I’m even more sure Emily Blunt should be nominated, this is the best thing she’s ever done, thanks for your time

Guys I’m watching Disclosure Day again and I’m even more sure Emily Blunt should be nominated, this is the best thing she’s ever done, thanks for your time