I like airbenders who come in first

I’m showing my age here, but when I’m buying weapons grade plutonium that’s more of a “on the computer” purchase. It feels weird buying it on my phone!

*gently stroking my monitor* oh my god what are we doing Verizon Agent

He’s cabinmaxxing

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · last wk.

First look at Jacob Tremblay as the Unabomber in ‘UNABOMBER’. The film follows Ted Kaczynski's transformation into the domestic terrorist known as the Unabomber. Releasing September 25 on Netflix.

At the jerkoff dipshit store. "I'm assuming you accept X Money."

The Verge@theverge.com · last wk.

X Money is launching in the US starting today

YOU WILL BELIEVE A DOG CAN READ YOUR MIND

It’s normal when filling the ice trays to whisper, “Cubemother’s back“

babe are u ok? u've barely sipped ur groth

Young Ebenezer Scrooge kicks in the poulterer’s door. "I'm looking for a turkey." He cocks his shotgun. "One as big as me."

RIP Jennifer Finch (Bassist for L7) Fuck cancer

I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA

L7's Jennifer Finch diagnosed with brain cancer; GoFundMe launched www.brooklynvegan.com/l7s-jennifer...

L7's Jennifer Finch diagnosed with brain cancer; GoFundMe launched

"Following multiple surgeries and serious complications, Jennifer now requires extensive medical care, rehabilitation and professional in-home support." - L7

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The last time I “read a book” I learned that there’s a skeleton inside my body. Never again.

Looking forward to a nice relaxing evening at the cinema (Evil Dead Burn (2026))

On average Americans read one book a year and it is this book

Our new song, PEN I S MALL, is out now. Check this shit out

Chat Pile - PEN I S MALL (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by The Flenser

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Vote now for the Michelob Ultra Weird Move That Made No Sense

I searched for “american flag” in my photos and this is the only thing that showed up

A joyous holiday to you and yours youtu.be/HKDo-aX4XuI?...

The American National Anthem (smoke weed everyday)

YouTube video by Baked Goods

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A Hotdog Named Desire

The assassins creed eagle sound plays as i climb the the tallest building in a new city to scan for the closest arbys

Someone dumped Mitch McConnell's body on the lawn at the 250th state fair thing, you can look at him for five bucks

Me when I'm 7 beers deep and trying to create a Mr Bungle / Beyonce mashup in ableton at 3 in the morning

huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · last mo.

my god

Today I fire all of my guns at once and explode into space. Squeezing the trigger of every last professional skill I possess or lack until they're all clicking empty. Namco Museum Museum. YouTube Premiere event: Noon today, PDT. 5-minute countdown begins at 11:55 PDT. youtube.com/@mythicresonance

Mythic Resonance

Appreciating weirdly specific things about video games, their hardware, and the people who make them. Occasional demos of music production equipment may also ensue from time to time?

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Andrew Elmore 💽@elmore.zone · 2mo ago

AFTER NEARLY THREE LONG YEARS, THE SINGLE BIGGEST CREATIVE PROJECT OF MY LIFE IS FINALLY COMPLETE!! THE NAMCO MUSEUM MUSEUM - EVERY COLLECTION, EVERY GAME, EVERY REGION, EVERY PORT RELEASES FRIDAY 6/26/26 @ NOON PST youtube.com/@MythicResonance

Weaves with his spinners Eats bugs for his dinners There’s hair on the back of my

Last night was good