Yeah but he’s building a badass ballroom.

5 jobs I’ve had -US Army soldier -Deep sea diver -Tech support for an RFID company -Banquets at Hilton -Private security screener for charter flights

How long has Sam Beckett been pretending to be Marjorie Taylor Greene and what does he have to do to leap?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 9mo ago

Greene: "I will praise Nancy Pelosi. She had an incredible career for her party. I served under her speakership in my first term in Congress and I'm very impressed at her ability to get things done. I wish we could get things done for our party like Nancy Pelosi was able to deliver for her party."

Need to flag pictures of tRump’s neckgina as NSFW at this point. abcnews.go.com/Politics/pla...

No plans for Trump and Putin to meet in 'immediate future,' White House official says

There are no plans for President Trump and Russia's Vladimir Putin to meet "in the immediate future," a White House official said on Tuesday.

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1-9 since the Tigers did the Trump Dance

Self-promotion seems a bit offputting today, but THE LONG WALK opens tonight and it’s one of the best films of the year. Here’s my review from @vitalthrills.com: www.vitalthrills.com/the-long-wal...

The Long Walk Review

Francis Lawrence's The Long Walk is one of the most devastating, beautiful, and heartbreaking movies of the year.

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So dumb but it came out when I was 12 and I still like it.

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

Just finished The End of the World As We Know It and loved it. There were some great stories from old favorites like @crobertcargill.bsky.social and @chuckwendig.bsky.social. And from new favorites like @timlebbon.bsky.social and @ronaldmalfi.bsky.social. A must read for fans of The Stand!

I think the Bama fans will help DeBoer pack and move.

Pat Forde@bypatforde.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Forde-Yard Dash, First Quarter: the 2015-20 era of Alabama-Clemson dominance continues to recede. The Tide keeps getting housed by mediocre teams, and the Tigers don’t win the big ones anymore. bit.ly/45WDu1Z

Week zero of college football season is two days away. Saturdays are about to have meaning again!

I’ve been catching up on books I have been wanting to read and highly recommend these: Staircase in the Woods by @chuckwendig.bsky.social Incidents Around the House by @joshmalerman.bsky.social King of Ashes by @blacktopkid.bsky.social The Night Birds by @cgolden.bsky.social

It’s that time of year again, Christmas in July….aka Lexington Burger Week! Looking forward to trying as many of these as possible. www.lexingtonburgerweek.com

Lexington Burger Week | $7 Off-Menu Burgers in Lexington Kentucky

Lexington Burger Week

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There should be statues worldwide of whoever invented air conditioning. It’s hot out there!

Here for the Regal Mystery Movie, hoping it’s Life of Chuck!

Tonight’s Regal Mystery Movie was Dangerous Animals. It was the serial killer/Jaws mashup I didn’t know I needed! I’m glad we got to see it early.

My son and I finally got around to putting this bad boy together. Took several hours but loved hanging out with him. #Dune #Lego

Regal mystery movie is Drop! One of the ones we have been wanting to see.

Finally got around to reading James by Percival Everett and it definitely lived up to the hype. I may go back and re-read Huckleberry Finn for the full experience, since it has been a while. Two thumbs up!!

As much as I love college football, today and tomorrow are the best two days for sports all year. Happy March Madness!!

I'm thrilled that my short story "The Rider" (Out There Screaming) is on this list with such great company! 😍 (And yes, I agree: I am long overdue for an adaptation!) crimereads.com/five-horror-...

Five Horror Short Stories That Would Make Killer Movies

Horror royalty Osgood Perkins was on board to adapt Stephen King’s short story “The Monkey” before his 2024 serial killer thriller “Longlegs” became a runaway hit, but that can’t have exactly lower…

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We just finished an early screening of The Monkey. We all loved it. With Companion and Heart Eyes, what a February for horror so far!

“He assures me his balls are always bouncing.” - Susan Collins

NY Times Pitchbot@nytpitchbot.bsky.social · last yr.

After speaking with Big Balls about foreign policy issues, I am ready to vote to confirm him as Secretary of State. -Susan Collins, 2027

Beekeeper, if you get this message, the hive could really use some ass kicking on our behalf.

I’m gonna take one for the team and go turn the faucet on for California. Where is it again?!

That about sums it up!

Negan@rogernegan.bsky.social · 2y ago

This

All of that is LA (Lower Alabama).

Robin Marty @robinmarty.com · 2y ago

Too be fair, “Gulf of America” at least has a little more gravitas than its other nickname: “Redneck Riviera”

Apple is doing a free weekend of TV+ January 3-5. There are a lot of good shows besides Ted Lasso. I’d recommend trying For All Mankind, an alt-history show about, “what if the Soviets got to the moon first and the Space Race never ended?” Each season advances a decade www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2...

Enjoy Apple TV+ for free the first weekend of 2025

Apple TV+ is ringing in the New Year by offering an all-access pass to customers all around the world.

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Happy Nosferatu Day for those who celebrate!

🚨5-star 2025 WR Dallas Wilson intends to back out of his Oregon financial aid and sign with the Florida #Gators, per multiple reports. Wilson would be the highest-rated player in UF's class joining the team weeks after National Signing Day. Details: www.onlygators.com/12/19/2024/f...

Florida football recruiting: Five-star WR Dallas Wilson to sign with Gators in surprise late flip, per reports

What appeared poised to be a newsworthy National Signing Day for the Florida Gators in early December never included the fireworks many expected. Weeks later, though, the big fish many expected the Ga...

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Always a good day when our co worker originally from China brings over homemade dumplings!