Jason Fritz

@jasonfritz.bsky.social

Olympic hopeful, game master, dog father

One of the things that annoys me about the mass drift away from logic and sanity in these here United States of late, is that it forces me to thereby become MORE logical and MORE sane and dawg, that’s just not my thing They’re taking the fun outta being a lil mad and irrational

The 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered most off the top of my head 1. Heh heh heh, losers 2. Everything's coming up Milhouse! 3. The googles, they do nothing! 4. ...which was the style at the time. 5. Hi everybody! (Hi, Doctor Nick!) Honorable Mention "You may know me from such films as..."

Bex Luther@superbreeze.bsky.social · 3w ago

The 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered most off the top of my head 1. You're a dull boy, Billy 2. I don't know... coastguard? 3. Hey! He's still got it! 4. A little from column A, a little from column B 5. ...the red thing's connected to my wristwatch

#GenCon is almost complete. Had a pretty good time, but 2/5 events that I scheduled to run only had 2 players show up, even though the games sold out when tickets were available. Very disappointed with that, but the ones with full tables were great. Biggest let down was the Dragonlance game /1

Controversial opinion: professional miniature painters that post WIP pics with individual parts immaculately painted and the rest of the mini in unblemished black primer are the same as curated booty pics from fitness influencers. Unrealistic and not representative of 99% of actual experiences.

Fellow crafters, when building miniature terrain pieces, it's wise to make the modular pieces small enough to fit into standard size storage totes. Hint, they're all a LOT narrower than you would think. 75 gallon totes are the same width as 24 gallon totes.

MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY

I ran a second playtest of my Dragonlance 2e game for Gen Con. It was a great time, I have a few kinks to work out, but I think it'll be a great scenario for a convention game.

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