Supposedly PAYGO stands for Pay As You Go but what does the O stand for?
The Jazzy Rascal
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Not this crude matter. Luminous being.
In highschool I read a pirated eBook of Neuromancer on my PDA (I was very cool) and because of the kerning on the font, I was never sure if the youth gang was called the Panther Moderns or Panther Modems.
Need to sit the kids down and make them watch $pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) so that they learn the lessons society doesn't want to teach anymore.
It's weird that there's not an anti-woke soda that comes in real American half gallons instead of two socialist liters. Feels like that's something those guys would get worked up about.
My 6 year old: Dad said "peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man", but if a man put them there they didn't come from the can.
Making and tending a fire for your kids to roast marshmallows is a top tier dad activity. Strong recommended.
I know PVI doesn't say what you think it says by a factor of 2 but I can never remember if you multiply it by 2 or divide it by 2 to get the number that makes sense.
Leo is being the See he wants to change in the world. ... I'll get my coat.
John Roberts? More like Humphrey's Arvel Crynyd, with his suicide run to take down Humphrey's Executor.
This is how to get me hyped for a movie.
Count Trashula@trashmobminis.bsky.social · 5mo agoThe finer details of the foliage required sculpting fine-gauge sparkle mesh into branch shapes. During production, I accidentally used all the fine sparkle mesh… on earth. Soooo, if you were sculpting 2023-2024ish and couldn’t get your mesh… I’m directly responsible for that 😅
If you see a mean of production today, be sure to seize it.
"It's a rom-com version of 'The Purge,' Liz, where premarital sex is outlawed except for one night every year."
I have so much else I need to do, so many other things I could be doing, but I think I'm gonna rewatch all 6 seasons of The Americans instead.
2FA is cool and good but I don't love how I'll work it up to get statrted doing real work and get immediately prompted to pick up my distraction machine.
When I say my favorite dinosaur is T. Rex it's not because I'm basic. My favorite dinosaur is specifically T. Rex from Dinosaur Comics.
David H. Montgomery@dhmontgomery.com · 6mo agoA shocking new poll result: Many Americans somehow don't have a favorite dinosaur. And only 6% give the correct answer (triceratops). Check out YouGov's new polling on Americans and dinosaurs: yougovamerica.substack.com/p/whats-your...
'the pope is an American because the Vatican is out to get me' is terrific because it's both a thing an insane person would think and also probably true.
Wanna write some Kirby fan fiction about a young King Dedede going on childhood adventures around Dream Land with his sisters Bea and Cici.
Frankly I don't know what you have a phone for if you don't have a shortcut to frinkiac on your home screen.
You know what's cool? Light bulbs that burn out so infrequently that you don't remember what it is you're supposed to do with the dead ones when you change them out. Households used to have a constant churn of the things and now we just don't.
Starting to think there may have actually been a moon launch today and people aren't just doing a goof em up.
Now that they seem to have become pretty close friends, I should try to stop saying "yanny" in a robotic voice every time my child mentions her classmate Laurel.
My dad once explained to me that the microwave makes things hot fast and the oven makes things hot slow, so things that come out of the microwave cool off faster than things that come out of the oven, and this was a very important lesson for me in things dads explain.
Greg would be a good name for an alien if it wasn't already a name for a dude.
14 years ago today Liz Lemon told us that it would be a waste of time to talk about Krang on television.
