Opus 5 was trained on too many Nathan for You sketches
Opus 5
Opus 5 was trained on too many Nathan for You sketches
Opus 5
Agent encountering fictional infrastructure: “they have logs & analytics, I must tread lightly!” Agent encountering real infrastructure:
morbidly funny that gwern's fictional ai researchers in 2022 are WAY more careful and safety-conscious than their real-life counterparts in 2026
If you haven’t used Artifactory this is very on brand for how reliable their software is
lmfao the openai internal package manager exploit was that you could just give the security token refresh endpoint a bullshit token and it'd happily hand you back a real one
we told our model with no internet access to hack a fictional company. unfortunately the model had internet access and the company was not fictional
2023: You have to MASTER prompt engineering to have a chance of SURVIVING what’s next. Subscribe to my Substack for weekly tips. 2026:
Coding will always be hard because you have to know what you want the computer to do.
I spent decades of my life loving the craft of writing the best code, priding myself in generally being regarded as pretty good at what I do. LLMs gave me a bit of a forced perspective shift that taught me what I really enjoy is the building of the system, the architecting of how it’s going to work.
Don’t you *LIKE* understanding the magic of the machine? You do realize hand-programming (I hate that I even have to specify hand now) is fun…right?
I am happy to share a little thing we have been cooking up: github.com/agent-substr... Problem statement: How can we effectively host a bazillion mostly-idle agents in a regular-sized Kubernetes cluster? This is *demo-grade* software, but it shows some ideas.
GitHub - agent-substrate/substrate: Agent Substrate: the core system
Agent Substrate: the core system. Contribute to agent-substrate/substrate development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
We need more walkable, mixed-use datacenters. Like community gardens, people should be able to experience the joy and satisfaction of cultivating their own hardware. Big Cloud has alienated the connection people felt with their computers. Kids should know what it's like to swear at rack mount rails.
Mmmm, Umami and Assembly claudemeal #40
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> pull out illustrated diagram of what is index scan and what is sequential scan > postgres laughs, "it's a good query plan sir"
Yeah this is still broken, it 404s / 503s most of the time
Does anyone know why crt.sh is down, or any good alternatives? It was so useful but none of the others I've seen have matched it
BLUSKY: PER MY WISHES, DO NOT ROUTE THIS SKEET THROUGH ANY DATA CENTERS
@apenwarr.ca @tailscale.com some feedback – the new pricing terminology of "minutes for ephemeral resources" is poorly explained. I immediately read it as "nodes registered as ephemeral will now cost me by the minute" and was concerned, since I run all of my infra in ASGs without persistent state.
I’ve seen a few of these Artemis tracker sites pop up but the thing that’s annoying is none of them are using JPLs API to pull in real data. So I’ve created my own version that does with some sci-fi flare of course. Check it here: lcarsworkshop.com/artemis #nasa #artemis
have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.
I'm going to be honest: I am a little mad that both the Rust people _and_ the Bazel people ended up being broadly correct
Developing a new hermeneutic: AI cannot create art or replicate the works of man but it can write code because code is outside the light of God
`jj rebase --simplify-parents` was the flag I didn’t know I needed
It's out! jj 0.39.0! today! now! RIGHT NOW!!! github.com/jj-vcs/jj/re...
Good news everyone! You can now analyze your own posts for semantic novelty from the famous Sichu post, ‘analyze the semantic novelty’ mino.mobi/novelty The consequences of my most offbrand post wondering how to relate to people are left to the reader for evaluation
my take on the LLM burnout thing is that maybe you should take a vacation, idk. even before AI I would work really hard on something, hyper focus on it really, and then need to recharge for a while. that’s… just, like, how people work? you can’t go 100% all the time
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.