JeffG

@jeffg.ca

He/ him. Typically found out walking my dog, yelling into my phone. discord: jeffg, quite often 'jeffgca' on other places.

Excited to share vlt 1.0 along with our hosted registries & ecosystem mirrors now GA! A drop-in npm replacement, built so nothing runs on your machine just because you typed install. → faster delivery → malware blocking at the registry layer → graph-native querying

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

2026: - surrealism from political reporters - political news from comedians - comedy from financial reporters - lovecraftian horror from tech bros - 1st testament level catastrophe from meteorologists