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i'm imagining a sandwich bag type material of the future that would be as unknown to me as polypropylene would be to julius caesar

Fisherman be all like "Cod is dead, and we have grilled him"

They've created a cargo cult

austin (e/accordion 🪗)@thebadcode.com · 2d ago

i have been using rust for one(1) week and it has generated 145 GB of inscrutable on-disk artifacts

im glad we call them dj sets and not dj lists because i would hate to hear the same song twice

My favorite version is still: His palms are sweaty, keys weak, ARM is heavy, there’s errors on his console already, kubernetes

the existence of indie games implies the existence of outlive games

if two things are equidistant that means they are exactly one horse length apart

i am still totally incapable of parsing RLHF as anything besides "real life, have fun"

i bet the first guy to whistle scared the shit out of everyone

you merely adopted the infant; i was born one.

At last we have an answer to the seminal question of our time, and it is: R:162, G:201, B:201

one must imagine the Itsy Bitsy Spider happy

Replacement Bus Service De GO!

Any pill is chewable if you believe in yourself

Heads up, there's a note change in the Halberstadt performance of As Slow as Possible coming up on the 5th of August: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_Slow...

As Slow as Possible - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

The recipe said "prick with a fork," but enough about me

It's neat how oeis.org has an opensearch definition on the page, so you can add it to your browser as a search engine. Nifty if you want to figure out what a series of numbers is in a hurry.

Truck drivers breakfast & move things

Doctora Malka Older@older.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Tectonic disruptors move fast & quake things

french if it had a compiler

Now that's a safety sign.

guy that calls normal pits "bottomful pits" to distinguish them from bottomless pits

hot dogs holler

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to open a customer support ticket

People using "magic beans" as a metaphor for some sort of grift, have you actually read Jack & the Beanstalk? Jack gets that bag.

this post is so hot that it made me thirsty.

ur welcome

gg no re

Chingem numgrets.

Sarah Colonthree@sarah.northsky.social · 2w ago

Humgry for chickemn?