Parker
@jeffparker.bsky.social
Creator of THE STITCH BOOK, in stores soon! Join me in the fight against Motion Smoothing, heroes. In between missions I cease to exist https://www.jeffparkerwrites.com
If Sayed wins his race in November, the US Senate will officially have more Egyptians in it than The Mummy reboot cast
Oh....they're bringing back the Israeli playing an Egyptian I see...and aren't even casting Egyptians.... Yeah this Mummy sequel is going to be a full on Orientalist mess. Bold of them to do so again during *this* time lol. deadline.com/2026/08/the-...
It's been a couple of years since I tested converting from RGB to CMYK in apps other than Photoshop to see if we can achieve the same results. So, with most apps now updated, I figured it's time to compare results once again. Follow this thread. #ClipStudioPaint #Krita #AffinityPhoto2
Hey, folks. There's a @gofundme.com set up for artist Andy Fish, who is going through a very tough fight with two forms of cancer. He and his wife, cartoonist Veronica Fish (my Blackwood series cohorts) could use some help during this very tough time. I'm donating, hope you can. tinyurl.com/4wa86a6c
Donate to Help Andy Fish’s Fight Against Two Cancers, organized by Gina Gabianelli
Help Andy’s Fight Against Two Cancers Meet my cousin Andy Fish, father … Gina Gabianelli needs your support for Help Andy Fish’s Fight Against Two Cancers
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The sky is that hazy pink that makes “To Live And Die in LA” start playing
A while back I posted a fun daydream scenario about a tree in the woods that dispensed a $20 when you walked up and reached in the trunk, wondering how often you'd plan your walks around stopping by. You could only get one Jackson a visit, no standing there filling a sack or anything.
This honors the greatest promotional of all time 🐖
This popped up on my Youtube recommends the other day and I watched it, perplexed, and I said, "I assume this is a reference to a very specific commercial unknown to Americans" and it is, but fortunately they play the actual commercial at the end
Some instances of people trying to downplay how they used AI in a work remind me of this guy I saw one weekend about a decade ago. He'd been handing out cards to families wherever a kid was performing, like mine who had been playing violin at a farmer's market...
I know a lot of people enjoy two eggs in the morning but here's a twist you can try: Three Eggs
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
A war waged entirely between the close of markets on fridays and the opening of markets on monday morning
the best thing about social media is how I can be making a dumb joke about an old candy bar jingle and someone will flame me with "my father wrote that jingle, it sent me to college!"
For writers worried that they won't be able to "prove" their work isn't Spicy Autocomplete--worry not. You thought about every choice and will be able to talk about those choices easily and clearly. Folks who used the slop machine didn't make choices and won't have anything to say about why
Type designers have created a free font that "poisons" AI flip.it/TJLCTN #writing #writers #fonts
This free font "poisons" AI
Hate AI? Then you might want to try ShieldFont.
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Here’s that Archie #1 cover, gorgeously colored by reclusive maestro Jack T Cole. @newjackcole.bsky.social! Jack and I are looking forward to signing this on Retailer day at Rose City Con @rosecitycc.bsky.social.
An RCCC Variant Cover of Archie #1—featuring art by @stevelieberart.bsky.social—will be available at the #RCCC Merch Store in limited quantities! 📣 ATTENTION COMIC RETAILERS! Join us for Retailer Day and get a FREE copy! >>rosecitycomiccon.com/retailer-day
Personally, I enjoy the arguments that break out after one of these list articles, but I'm a Sicko. Some odd omissions, some great entries too. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j...
Dedicated followers of passion: the Kinks’ 40 greatest songs – ranked!
To coincide with a new exhibition in London about the Davies brothers, we rate the best of a band who brought a sociologist’s eye to hard rock, gentle pastoralia and so much in between
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Pugsley could have been as popular as Wednesday if he'd had his own dance. Yes, she was the original Goth Girl but he was the original Rude Boy
Hey, you--yeah, you!! You should buy some of my comic book related T-Shirts! soundfxstudio.com
There are so many coyotes around now this one was chilling in a yard late in the morning while the dog and I watched
besides how close it is to Homer at Frank Grimes' funeral, I like Rubio staring at dozing Trump, perhaps enviously
Trump appears to be slumped over asleep at Lindsey Graham's funeral
I come back to this tumblr post again and again
Nobody wants predictive data models to stop working for the people in medicine. Or translating ancient Pompeii texts. Or the other ways we were already using it. We want it to stop replacing workers, killing the environment, and stealing from artists. Hope that clarifies.
one day we won't have to hear things that someone "said on X" or see it used for official government statements, it will at best be a place for dodgy supplements and gambling
Copies of my #scifiromance book INTO THE GREAT arrived today! So in the grand tradition of social media, I made an #unboxing video. Where I say “Instagram,” just pretend I’m saying “Bluesky.” Pre-order at lilfac.com/shop/ws-/pro...