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i have the voices of many in my throat, the teeth of a frog and the head of a goat
They could always sign up to give comment at a public meeting.
The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 16h agoNew York City’s business elites are long accustomed to direct access to City Hall, where even Democratic mayors felt the need to court the city’s wealthiest and most influential corporate leaders. That access is getting shredded by Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
you know its been a good day for the LANCERs when everything in every direction is broken and smouldering rubble
yeah parents who hit their kids get very neurotic about that kid getting any medical attention out of their earshot because its a way they can get caught ask me how i know
KMark1969@kiwimark1969.bsky.social · 20h agoHe has an issue with his ex wife taking their injured daughter to the emergency room??
a *real* method actor would've killed himself before playing skeletor
anya taylor-joy says women don't method act because we have things to take care of and can't lose our minds or be assholes
tfw abigail thorn got Throne Zone'd in the first episode of the season which means you get to have at very least the *SECOND* most fun of the entire cast this year
max, this is your lawyer: i am *begging* you to keep going live on air with this
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 21h agoTAPPER: One of the files you released was an image of your daughter naked. It was available for a day before it was removed. Your ex-wife's attorney says it could quality as CSAM. That's shockingly reckless behavior MAX MILLER: I wouldn't say it's shockingly reckless. There was no genitalia exposed
as a big fan, separately, of red meat, sauerkraut, taking a dope shit and orgasms, if this describes your relationship between those four things you need jesus.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 21h agoOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
You are because if they could play football they wouldn't be in the military
daryl "crap mode aesthetic" b 🏳️⚧️@hypercubexl.bsky.social · 22h agowhy is there a new manfluencer every week getting their reach boosted and promoted just for dropping shitty takes like this but combined with misogyny or transphobia
when fucking up the robert durst trial is the second most incompetent thing you've done in your life
The New Republic@newrepublic.com · 22h agoPirro even lugged a giant box of evidence with her to prove she hadn’t messed up the case. trib.al/4UonG7L
There are probably a bunch of tweets with similar premises but I always think of the one about how if you ask people their weirdest "would," men will be like "the hideous Natasha Lyonne" and women will say "the centipede from James and the Giant Peach"
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d agoGuys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this
It appears that Getting To The Ideological Point is lower priority to some people than producing a Banger Post.
Okay I went back and recorded the WPBL anthem. I haven't seen a clip of it yet and....it needs to never be forgotten.
heartbreaking: i have to use so much more depilatory cream on my legs than i used to because my thighs have grown Thicc.
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
look for a picture of ancient ruins, and then since you're looking for VTT assets that means your players already have tokens, so just put the players onto a picture of ancient ruins. congratulations you have created a narrative map.
Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉@scumbelievable.bsky.social · 2d ago"I'm entitled to whatever I want whenever I want it for any reason and I don't care what satisfying these urges does to me or the world" well okay dude, seems like there's something deeper going on here, but that's just my take
Nate Silver thinking (in 2022) that this guy could someday be the Democratic presidential nominee is the gift that keeps on giving.
Jessy Edwards@jessyedwards.bsky.social · 2d agoA video taken Saturday shows former NYC Mayor Eric Adams in sales pitch mode in Wisconsin Rapids, as he's heckled by residents opposed to the data center he's trying to sell them on. "My name is Eric Adams," he begins, as the boos begin to rain down. "You belong in prison!" one attendee shouts.
the reason AI sucks is a person could not make this without going "wait a minute i think this thing im making is saying that democrats are weak little losers whose entire biological niche is split between Garbage Eater and Prey Animal"
Like all great writers, it's a time to pay tribute to the words they left us with
The National@scotnational.bsky.social · 2d agoBREAKING: Sunday Times and Sun columnist Rod Liddle has died aged 66 after a short illness
*slams fist on the table* Does the split of the Second International mean nothing to you? You hooligans, you absolute morons.
Dylan@dyl057.bsky.social · 3d agowell then I guess that's that
