🪄🛸 Showbiz Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸
@oozeley.bsky.social
#1 world champion || he/him space pirate pompadour guy attempted science-fantasy novelist & prose cartoonist rhode island's silliest man thunder thigh enthusiast
“Every society is three meals away from chaos”
Affordability is a 'defining challenge' for Americans, with food costs leading the way, report finds
Many consumers rely on credit cards to pay for everyday expenses, such as groceries, but some can't make the minimum payment, according to a new report.
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democrats would get so much motion if they shed the clinton deadenders and put out some statements denouncing alan dershowitz
Rory Blank@roryblank.bsky.social · 4h agoMan it's so funny when James Carville threatens to leave the Democratic party, like oh no, now the party might have candidates who are actually popular with their constituents and have popular policy positions and win elections what are we going to do noooo don't
This is what the X-Men go through every day q_q
Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 4h agofolks the California Post has done it again
both transphobic michigan state senator candidates also ate shit, as did Helena 'If we nominate Abdul we're fucked' Scott.
Opinion Haver@asinmarx.bsky.social · 5h agoDid I get the night I wanted? No I never want to spend hours waiting on Wayne County to count votes. Did I get the results I wanted? Absolutely, there was Abdul El-Sayed, Will Lawrence, Donovan McKinney federally, along with a ton of statehouse wins including Abbas Alawieh and Chris Gilmer-Hill.
A really funny complaint about the Zohran discount grocery store idea is that non-poor people could use it when there’s a grocery store half a mile from my grocery store that has everything cost 20% more that rich people go to because they don’t want to shop with normal people.
No amateur sports program is worth sexually abusing children to prove their gender
so many 1980s animated movies went titties out with it
ULTRA🏝️BLAST@ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 2h agoSPACE COBRA (1982)
there's a cool version of this premise and it's 2015's Shimoneta: A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn't Exist our protagonist becomes a reluctant porno-terrorist in a world where nobody is allowed to rub one out
gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 6h agoi'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else
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the main lesson from Abdul El-Sayed's win is don't skip arm day and wear t-shirts that hug your pecs, it's worth about 0.5% on the margins
[shakes head sadly] Hello darkness my old friend The goldbugs are at it again @edzitron.com this is not the way to invest for your retirement.
all the cool kids on their tiktoks makin fun of how we folksy mid western genocideers talk
onion person@junlper.beer · 16h agohe ran against the full force of the zionist establishment and won. unbelievable victory
Haley Stevens drops out of the race, endorses Abdul El-Sayed, and announces she's going to voice Shinji in a new Neon Genesis Evangelion dub from Vinegar Syndrome.
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social triumphing over something like $60 million, $32-ish million of it AIPAC money, is not a "narrow" victory, it's a people's earthquake. This kind of spending is oligarchy in action, to smother democracy through its formal channels, and is getting normalized. Still he won.
Hillary Scholten went out there and flat out lied about his 'record with women.'
the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist)@merovingians.bsky.social · 14h agoI'm not going to let centrists pretend they didn't run an absolutely revolting campaign and repeatedly gaslight voters than Abdul was a misogynist antisemite
Zohran the Destroyer spurns venal cowards
The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 20h agoNew York City’s business elites are long accustomed to direct access to City Hall, where even Democratic mayors felt the need to court the city’s wealthiest and most influential corporate leaders. That access is getting shredded by Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Abdul El-Sayed wins Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate in Michigan.
If the vote counts were reversed, they'd be saying this was the forever end of socialism in the United States. But the left won, so it's actually a loss. Somehow.
Politico@politico.com · 14h agoProgressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
james carville has passed away. he was discovered simmering in a traditional bayou crawdad boil. he is survived by his menagerie of gators and tulane apparel.
I just saw some guy claiming that the CIA backing abstract art is a conspiracy theory created by Joe Rogan in 2024 you should be ashamed of yourself That conspiracy theory has been widely circulated and accepted for decades before Joe Rogen existed
this fucker is out here desecrating the moon!! elon needs to be put in a dungeon
Erin Fogg says Free Link@criminalerin.bsky.social · yesterdayI read the whole thing twice and still don't know if it's supposed to do that or not I feel like it's not
and that there may be biopolitical elements in play where a fear over the hygiene of the body politic is being instrumentalized to grant governments the power to adjudicate who is permitted to live.
You don't have to be Michel Foucault to notice that the upsurge in nativism and fascism, internationally, corresponded to a global plague event that was heavily propagandized as a result of evil communists
Mike Johnson, like most conservative republicans, has an ideological commitment to domestic violence
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 10h agoMike Johnson tells Politico that he's standing behind Republican Max Miller — despite the "serious" domestic abuse allegations against him.
