My house came with shitty "luxury" vinyl plank flooring, but this lovely lady will have nothing less than hand-sawn hardwood floors. #diorama

Present Me is really not happy with Past Me for not numbering or taking a picture of how these floorboards fit together #miniatures

Take a photo, wait 4 hours for glue to dry. A minimum of 56 hours (not including non-studio time) is going to elapse between this first photo and when all of the items are placed on the shelf. #diorama

Void: screamed into ✅

Electronic Frontier Foundation@eff.org · 2d ago

The internet shouldn’t become an ID checkpoint. www.acteff.org/campaign/16...

Video appointments with my psychiatrist mean they can't tell how long since I showered Still working on how to get this painting in the call background tho

I am happy to apply 50 more coats of varnish to these shoes if it gets me the shine* I want *80s-kid brain demands "Orphan Annie after meeting Daddy Warbucks"

You need this; you know who you are

Between being a young tree barely more than a stick, spider mites, leaf rust, and carpenter bees, I don't know whether Cyril Figgus is gonna make it. It's on almost as many meds as me at this point

sure her face launched a thousand ships but let’s not forget it also launched a giant horse’s ass

Ink sketch of a waffle yaga. Seagull feet bc dumpstercore. Sketch w inks

This... did not help with me feeling shitty about my birthday

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 6d ago

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

"can you tattoo on top of spider veins" Happy 52nd to me

Moving day begins #diorama

srnic dentol

I just thought of this parody and need to share it yet again because it's awesome. www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8cc...

I Can Only Count to FOUR - Psychostick Numbers Bodies Drowning Pool Parody

YouTube video by Psychostick

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You need this; you know who you are

Nine Inch Nincompoop

Moist Owlet (Antibacterial)@g-sharp-major.bsky.social · last wk.

Nine Inch Nephilim

counterpoint: do mess with texas

I just call them pants

The Verge@theverge.com · last wk.

HBO Max is putting on vertical shorts

Even though I know everything is glued to death this makes me nervous

One year almost to the day later, it is ready for move-in #diorama

Ugly cry

scha·den·freu·de@blisterpearl.bsky.social · last wk.

Sort of editorial cartoon: I just had this thought, y'know?

I want to die like my grandpa In his sleep And not screaming Like his passengers

I am convinced that pictures of David Bowie exist to show me all the clothes that look amazing on him but which, were I to put them on, would make me look like a confused and rumpled toddler resentfully dragged into a JC Penny photo studio

David Bowie News@davidbowienews.bsky.social · 2w ago

David Bowie, 1982, by Greg Gorman.

“food for thought” buddy my thoughts don’t need any food at all. been trying to starve them fuckers for years and they still keep doing the thing

enhance enhance e n h a n c e

It fits!!

Jentucky Fried Bitchin'@jenxer.bsky.social · 3w ago

I finished and mailed the dress I made as a surprise for my mom's porch goose statue. The surprise is for my mom, not the goose. The goose knew once I sneakily took its measurements.

Boober Fraggle (anxiety/cynicism) Sir Didymus (resilient against all reason) Fizzgig (yells a lot; mostly harmless) I went for the deep cuts

Moss Lawton @ Midsummer Scream #667@dinolich.bsky.social · 2w ago

if you had to pick three muppets to represent you (not your three favorites) who would you pick? greater henson canon counts. I think I'd go Gonzo, Rizzo and Uncle Deadly.

Been a real long time since a pair of shoes has made me this happy