I still miss David Lynch, man.

Finding out an acquaintance / "friend" is openly talking shit about you behind your back because they're aggressively insecure and petty is some wild fuckin' highschool bullshit. It's almost refreshing. I haven't experienced this kind of thing for like a decade.

I've seen a thousand posts about not bullying a transwoman for wanting to fuck Nancy Gracy, but not one actual tweet about wanting to fuck Nancy Grace.

Oh you work for a Think Tank? Well I THINK you should be run over by a TANK.

A speed camera but for when you're drunk and try bum a cigarette.

Bro I just checked in and we’re onto our second day of seppo speed camera discourse, the seppos are going at each other now, no aussies involved. The seppos have become self-sledging. Repeat: stand down. There are self-sledging seppos on the feed. Put down your hand set

Glanced at the opening of the latest SCARY MOVIE film and - everything else aside - the chick playing Cindy's daughter is doing a pitch perfect Anna Faris impression. It's so good.

Man what the fuck is Adam Conover doing?

biftechnoir@kenmegalopsuxos.bsky.social · 2d ago

Aella’s $18,000 slutcon thingy where she and a crack team will coach you on sex

“The government doesn’t like encrypted messaging THEREFORE you should get rid of the technology that reduces road deaths” is an argument that would only make sense to people who have gone way down anti-government rabbit holes

"Speed cameras are a slippery slope to a surveillance state" You own a phone. You posted this objection from a phone made by unscrupulous data hoarding tech billionaires that is connected to every aspect of your life. Anything "they" could ever want you're giving up voluntarily in order to post.

A lot of Americans seem to be under the belief that speed cameras, devices that take a static image of cars travelling over a certain speed will be a tool of oppression which would only be true if driving recklessly was an inherent freedom (it is not)

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”@pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 3d ago

Enjoying the bluesky speed camera debate

Just spent 90 minutes on a recruitment and development plan to present to the hiring managers of a job that absolutely is not offering enough hours at a high enough pay rate for me to give this much of a fuck. Why am I like this?

It's good to stop people from speeding, actually.

so the thing about this scenario is that there are different people involved

Dmitry Grozoubinski@explaintrade.com · 2d ago

The guy who opened fire at Comet Pizza because he'd cooked his brain online and believed they were a child sex trafficking hub was exactly as confident the people he was aiming at deserved it as Luigi Mangione, which is just one reason it's a bad idea to lionise vigilante murder.

My son asked to play with my Warhammer 40k minis and I was nearly like "no those are Daddy's special precious adult Daddy toys" until I realised that's fuckin' stupid and I'm not the Grinch. Go ahead little man. I've got spare bits and superglue.

Damn I miss cigarettes bro. Someone make healthy cigarettes. Someone make protein cigarettes.

I think I just gave the girl sitting next to me at the cafe the ick by folding my croissant bag into a sluice to funnel the croissant flakes into my mouth.

I picked up the Warhammer 40k bug for the first time in 23 years about three months ago and now - no joke - I spent a solid 50% of every single day thinking about armies or models or 40k resources. Is this what addiction is? Is this what the brain does? Is heroin cheaper?

My 'patriotism is not racism' sticker is raising a lot of questions already answered by the sticker...

Found out just now that some people get their prescription lenses for Meta glasses. That's like getting your weird pervert certificate signed and notarised. Insane behaviour.

will never not be funny to me how harry potter was venerated for getting a generation of kids into reading when really it just got them into harry potter

I have this awful sense of foreboding that the Good Things line-up drop tomorrow is gonna be a stinker.

Truly boggles my mind how abysmal the parking situation is at large, public venues in Brisbane. Showgrounds, Suncorp, it's all such a fucking slog and completely inaccessible.

Sitting in a cafe and a woman the table over says that the man she's dating currently is "6'7" and she immediately gets hurredly shushed by any parents within a four metre radius.

The proverbial hyper traumatised cis woman who cannot even be in the proximity of someone who might have had at some point in their life a penis would surely be better served by a single-occupancy facility, in which her privacy is protected from every threat. Communal facilities are inappropriate.

Americans all like to joke about how deadly Australia's fauna is but like, guys, I've SEEN a moose. That shit's like a deer on Bane serum. You also have grizzly bears and bobcats and mountain lions and wolves. Respectfully what the fuck are you on about?

he ran against the full force of the zionist establishment and won. unbelievable victory

Perez Hilton is one of the most genuinely evil, repellent people on the planet so, I dunno - hope he's suffering?