The Zone of Pinterest… whoever coined that one is a poet, I think about it all the time
Why would I listen to someone with the fake job “YouTuber” about what it’s like to work in an office?
ryan cooper@ryanlcooper.com · 21h agoConover is catching hell for this in the comments but he’s not wrong about a lot of it, particularly the union angle youtu.be/GnHyKckbwIw?...
Feminist movie icon.
Jurassic Park: T-Rex Visitor Center
Alt: Jurassic Park: Tyrannosaurus Rex in the Visitor Center with the “WHEN DINOSAURS RULED THE EARTH” banner.
static.klipy.com
Dawn@502eire.bsky.social · 2w agothere is a recurring prompt around what’s the best that anyone has ever looked on camera and I never have an answer but I’m watching right now and I think it’s gotta be George Clooney in Ocean’s 11
New York Times reporting on cyclospora deaths the way the Free Press reports on Gaza genocide.
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 2d agoBreaking News: Two deaths in Michigan have been linked to cyclospora. Both people who had the parasite also had underlying health issues.
There’s a reason it’s the Great American Novel.
Moby Dick@mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 5d agoBEING PAID,—what will compare with it?
Sometimes when doing genealogy research you stumble upon stuff that leaves you speechless.
🐳 You’re God damned right @hesterblum.bsky.social & I made a TWENTY-FIVE EPISODE PODCAST just about 𝐌𝐎𝐁𝐘-𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊. Subscribe now at exploringthegreats.com/moby-dick & enjoy our thrilling trailer:
Cleansing the burger realm by reaching my burning sage into the drive thru window
my local dispensary is selling THC-infused bullets under the name “Send Them To Hell Twice”, they’re like 200mg and come with a pack of gloves
Red delicious…don’t those get kinda mushy? youtu.be/EId0oEIDwqo
MST3K - Mike Is On Trial 4/5
YouTube video by Nite27
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The Onion@theonion.com · 6d agoCongress Interrogates Fauci Over Origins Of Pie Brought To Cookout https://theonion.com/congress-interrogates-fauci-over-origins-of-pie-brought-to-cookout/
If Jean-Luc Godard directed a baseball broadcast.
do a deer my kids aren't here re i'm estranged from my son me the named in this lawsuit fa i'm driving on the run so my ex-wife wants me dead la i'm running from the feds ti a drink to clear my head that will bring us back to do!
Chicago Tribune@chicagotribune.com · last wk.Only Illinois residents can claim a roadkill deer, according to state law. The only stipulation is the resident claiming the deer cannot be delinquent on child support payments.
38 year old: it used the be called The Learning Channel 10 year old, levitating, eyes shining red: I must acquire enriched uranium.
Future archeologist: he must have been a man of high stature to have afforded this gold torque and this ceremonial phallus cage. My ghost: I was cool and normal and I wasn't in a fertility cult. Don't write down that there was a fertility cult.
(Homestar Runner voice) Oh Jimothy... you've got da heawt of a champion...
Damn, gotta hand it to The Gideons on this one.
Unseen Japan@unseenjapan.com · 2w agoA 2017 viral video alleged that rooms across Japan's APA Hotel chain featured a book, authored by founder Motoya Toshio, denying the Nanjing Massacre. CEO Motoya Fumiko dismissed the backlash, occupancy hit record highs, and the books stayed.
Looks like the Danny DeVito Penguin, but gross.
USA TODAY@usatoday.com · 2w agoJohnny Depp surprised fans at Comic-Con by showing up unannounced at an unrelated panel in character as Ebenezer Scrooge.
I don’t want to see Crystal fix Noel, I want to see Shannon Hospital fix Noel. Permanently.
Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · 2w ago
![I Have Never Eaten in My Life
[drawing of a crying kitten]
Greetings dear reader. My name is Rusty. I am eight months old and have never eaten in my life.
There is food here. So much food. Only the creature with bizarre-looking paws may unlock it.
I have seen the food extracted from its
container. Extracted by the strange creature. But I swear to you; I have never had a taste of even the smallest morsel.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2t3pjvgz3zrqqojku7rkscep/bafkreih3ymwdaqexxdx2qejece2xu274q52slskmmllza7gn4ngdfiqlhe)