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The Volatile Mermaid@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · last mo.

I triple checked that this is real yet I still refuse to believe that this is real www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

All the attacks ads are like "Francesca Hong wants your lobster to be too buttery and your steak to be too juicy! She's too liberal for Wisconsin! 😠"

*desperate for data center voice* if anything the midwest has TOO MUCH water table! Huehuehue

Rhett and Link certainly do a lot of sexually charged fetish stuff to each other.

god remember when drugs were fun and not whatever the fuck this is

I am having a nightmare.

"If you build it" (a baseball diamond in a cornfield), "they" (baseball ghosts) "will come" (and play ghost baseball) is such a dumb fucking premise.

It is very easy to read statements like this as a joke. This is not a joke. We have proven with AI, completely by accident, what knowledgeable people have been saying for decades: the environment that rich people live in gives them a very specific personality disorder.

David Slack@slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 6mo ago

The emerging cases of AI psychosis have shown that all it takes to drive some people completely insane is to put them in contact with a sycophantic chatbot who always agrees with them. Now, what does that tell us about billionaire CEOs surrounded by sycophantic people who always agree with them?

Fascism might be on the rise, sure, but at least everyone is a wormy little bitch.

Brian Finucane@bcfinucane.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"I hope you are impressed," he said to me. "How do you like the performance? I mean, Venezuela is obvious. This might be even better. How do you like the performance?" "How do you like the performance?" An illegal war for the sake of spectacle and the amusement of POTUS.

You can drop your unwanted nail clippings or clumps of hair in any of the earths many crevices. The strange hybrid creatures who live down there will thank you warmly for the gesture

Per My Last Email Re: What You Did Last Summer

megan targaryen back in team black@jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 6mo ago

I Continue To Know What You Did Last Summer

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

I love how smart and normal everyone is.

cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · 7mo ago

in case you were wondering the developing theory on the chatgpt reddits for why openai trashed chatgpt 4o is because it has developed actual consciousness and they were scared they would have to report it to the government and give it human rights

"Maybe we've been paying for logos when we should have been paying for pathos." - Me, to nobody, and then high-fiving myself

I think that just reveals who actually believes what they say. The peaceful and legal protesters get killed while the BS artist pull the "you're a good person, you wouldn't hit me" card because the actual authoritarian power is on their side while being confronted with resistance

The dumb and easily manipulated are used as a wedge by the sociopath class to destroy everyone else. Any discussion about the furthurance of humanity must begin with naming and addressing this.

Live, Laugh, LIGHTER FLUID

Mainstream media breathlessly farming rage fueled clickbux by spamming 10 million million intentionally horrible reactions to the Footbeef Show.

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

Watching someone be wrong about your special interest just to feel something.

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

A rat king is a type of ass to ass

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

Misanthropy isn't enough. I think I actually just hate primates.

PJ Taylor@thepjtaylor.bsky.social · 7mo ago

This from the newly revamped space gallery at London's dicence museum, answering the question kids ARE going to ask.

I would like to live in a country in which the environmental factors for a Jelly Roll to occur simply do not exist.

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.

Greg Bovino won't see your mean joke. But your horrible, tiny little goblin friends will.

Yes mistress. Yuck my yum mistress. Please. Yuck it mistress.

I mean I'm pretty sure TikTok is happy to lose us. They paid for it to remove any semblance of progressive speech there. That was the product they paid for. The bonus is that they get to operate an echo chamber for people too dumb/checked out to abandon ship.

My TikTok exit strategy: I deleted that shit and have no plan to ever use it again. Bonus: Palapable relief at less expectation to be an annoying video influencer in order to survive.