@jkinsecurity.bsky.social

If you are going to use a baseball bat as a weapon, be sure to cover the end of it with a large sock. If somebody tries to grab the bat away from you - they just take the sock off and you can beat them for trying to steal your bat

We're here for the pharaoh’s money, not yours. Your money is insured by a complex system of IOUs, occasionally chiseled into stone, despite the modern assumption that this was a simple barter economy. Think of your families, don't try and be a hero

Neil McCauley in Heat

Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes