the b.patrick goblins-making-stories comic is twelve years old and still relevant as ever akimbocomics.com/eatshitanddi...

LC von Hessen 𓆙 💀@lcvonhessen.bsky.social · last wk.

So the "advice" doled out in this column makes me INCREDIBLY fucking angry as a former kid who was repeatedly taken to task by teachers for "inappropriate" drawings, culminating in a 9th-grade suspension spurred by Columbine paranoia and residual Satanic Panic. Arionne here says that was JUSTIFIED.

when my giant bloomfs want us to stand at the back of the concert crowd

Twink 👻 or Treat 🍬 ꕤ ｡˚@thirdsandsixths.bsky.social · 3d ago

you bitches never realize I am not tall even a little bit

first episode of the Carrie adaptation establishes that the students go through metal detectors and can get searched. every episode after has at least one character complain that they can’t legally search a student’s phone.

guess I’m in line for a Roller Coaster Tycoon death ride

Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.

CRJ tickets obtained I will now force myself to like Motivation even though the chorus sounds exactly like that country bussy song by dixon dallas

let me tell you, Steamworks has nothing on the World’s Largest Truck Stop

This is my new favorite thing.

“Hey, [person with vastly more experience than you] is also applying for the position I shared, just wanted to let you know” like damn tell them I have dibs 😭😭😭

still think it would be really funny if it came out that Kenny Beats was blackmailed into doing the music for Lurker (2025)

highly recommend everyone go outfit shopping with @bonmots.bsky.social in Sitges

apparently the beard style that best suits my face is named after a 1930’s italian facist politician, which was a fun bit of trivia to burden my barber with

Just saw this tonight, it was fantastic great job @kuyaknoll.bsky.social!!!

It’s Argh@itsarghh.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Everyone in chicago go see the amazing play that my friend and sister @kuyaknoll.bsky.social produced!! Ate ate that… chicagoreader.com/performing-a...

it's her time

straight coworker and his girlfriend were brought to Cellblock on saturday of market days. Coworker’s-Friend-Zack if you see this, I just want you to know it’s on sight

ICE took Chicago’s DJ Tunjo outside Midway over the weekend

Donate to Help us free Santiago and David (Dj Tunjo), organized by Silvia Paez

On the morning of August 2nd, my brother Santiago Paez and brother in law Dav… Silvia Paez needs your support for Help us free Santiago and David (Dj Tunjo)

gofundme.com

Hell yes I want a green and white hat that says check your judges. Hats are like $45 now anyway this is easy as hell

Injustice Watch@injusticewatch.org · 3mo ago

🧢 Through the end of July, if you make a donation of $50 or more, we’ll send you the “check your judges” hat of your choice as a thank you. buff.ly/qlx1NfS

the really cool thing about reading margaret atwood is that if you do it too fast without glasses you’ll see maplewood bacon

Hold them accountable.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo ago

Asked about ICE officers killing people and how they’ll be held accountable, Markwayne Mullin says “we’re turning up the heat on the streets”

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

she covered Always,, now I must return to my roots

Stereogum@stereogum.com · 3mo ago

Watch Robyn cover Erasure for Jo Whiley's Sofa Sessions on BBC Radio 2

made a playlist that’s just Stateside + Kylie Minogue and Stateside + Zara Larsson on a loop

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

Alright maybe some country music has rights: youtu.be/gDcHBgVsGvE?...

Chris Housman - Cowman (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Chris Housman

youtu.be

if I told you one of Europe’s top-rated theme parks had live vocal performances of Survivor, Gangsters Paradise, and Where Is The Love between three separate aerial acrobatics acts would you believe me

at a museum in Cologne you, too, can find out that the famous surrealist Rene Magritte had a giant woman fetish