Joe

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Talking about nominee for Hungary’s next president, Polgár Judit (Judith Citizen) with my wife, I asked her if she’d ever heard of the theory of nominative determinism. She replied “no, but I can guess from the name”. Exactly, Mrs Innes, exactly.

It feels novel because most ‘realtime databases’ ask you to build an app around their hosted backend. Jazz makes each participant feel like it has a real local database, then turns synchronization into the substrate.”

It was inevitable, wasn't it🙄 Of course the Telegraph would run with something like this👇 So let's remove some of the rose-tinted spectacles and also look at some of that data comparing 1976 with modern heat waves Because the 1976 nostalgia porn is wearing a bit thin at this stage 🧵1/23

Telegraph headiline:

"Heatwave hysterics wouldn't have lasted a day in 1976", overlaid with a bold “MONK DEBUNKED” stamp.

Let me get this strait (ahem)… 20% payable to the US to travel through the Strait of Hormuz which is *checks* 10 000 km away? What the…? Is there precedent for something like this?

For a match billed as a clash of the titans between Kane and Haarland, they seem to be supporting characters rather than the main event so far…

Pet peeve: someone parking badly so they overflow into the next space, so then I have to overflow into the next space and then the original overflower drives off and now I look like the inconsiderate wanker. Fully appreciate that the person I had to avoid may well not have been the original sinner.

Dad tip: Skechers slip-ins. Available in fuck-are-you-clown sizes, comfortable as you like, and you don’t have to put the baby down to put them on. Can’t believe I had to have a second baby to make this discovery. #dadsky

For £200, you can watch Muse at the O2, from the not-great-not-terrible seats at the side of the stage, for two hours... or you can buy an actual brand new electric guitar and have enough left for a Twix. CONCERT TICKETS SHOULD NOT COST MORE THAN ELECTRIC GUITARS! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seating plan of the O2 arena showing Muse tickets on sale for £202.35A Yamaha Pacifica electric guitar on sale for £199.

Anthropic: “we can’t show raw CoT because IP” actual CoT: “omfg this guy is dumb as rocks. Who tf even asks questions like this?”