This idiot. You can’t get ahead of a woman who’s already lined up her ducks. You can try, but you’ll always end up looking like the asshole who wildly misjudges the strength and cunning of women.

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d ago

Rep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"

Research states that Closing USAID will result in hundreds of thousands of deaths. Many of those deaths will be children. Currently 1 in 4 Black Women are skipping meals due to lay offs. Silence on BOTH …fuck this guy and those who can’t shake their White Savior fetish (looking at you Joy)

Somehow, after years of Muay Thai and roller derby, I have only just now managed to piss off my intercostal (rib) muscle tissue for the first time and, woof, it smarts.

I am not visibly of Jewish descent and boy people are getting real comfortable saying stuff where they think they won't be heard

Someone on Reddit is trying to say that there’s no such thing as ‘Scrotox’ and that I made it up. Like, really? I wish I had that kind of ingenuity.

Bitch, it’s Saturday. You’re lucky that my opinions are in resting mode.

Neighbor’s lemonade stand reminding me of the summer of 1980, when a guy in knit hat swallowed our product, whipped off his hat, revealed a freshly shaved head and insisted that our lemonade made his hair fall out. We were seven, and very confused.

Dear gentiles, if Jewish people are shrugging when you ask them about Gaza, it’s because you’re doing a micro aggression and they’re literally shrugging it off

We would be so much safer if the nimrods with their bro science would learn to play fun-lab with each other exclusively

Paul Bleicher@pbleic.bsky.social · 2w ago

Astonishing. RFK Jr. adds 8 members to a 6 member FDA advisory panel. 6 of them were sellers of peptides, and the 7th a compounding pharmacist. In an 8-6 vote with all 8 votes coming from these new panel members, the panel approved 4 peptides against the objections of FDA scientists.

They say "your body is a temple" and I like to pretend that it's true because I find comfort in the image of a terrifying and excruciating death for every man who has tried to enter me with the wrong intentions

I mean, that neighbor sounds hungry…

Ye Olde Punk@nehoc.bsky.social · 2w ago

Well, that's just too bad.

The "antizionism=antisemitism" chorus: Israel should be seen as an extension and representation of a vulnerable Jewish diaspora facing an antisemitic world. The antisemitic chorus: the Jewish diaspora should be seen as an extension of Israel, a violent settler colonial state. Perfect symbiosis.

Police murdered a Black man in the street in Madison WI today. Shot point blank in the head while on the ground, tased, and surrounded by four cops. It looks like an execution. Multiple videos circulating online. Things are about to get very bad here.

Boys and refrigerators continue to confound me. There are tall open spaces that are obviously designed to hold tall bottles and cartons - but nope - small jars and half eaten sandwiches, every fucking time.

There are a few additions that could be made, but this guide does an excellent job of hilighting the vast majority of the semi-coded language that people use to express antisemtic sentiment both explicitly, and also implicitly. This is worth a a few minutes for everyone to read.

A Field Guide to Antisemitic Comment Sections

A handy guide on how to identify the surge of antisemitic code words, memes, and compsiracies popping up on Instagram comments, replies to a post on X, or the depths of a Reddit thread.

nexusproject.us

Anyways this might possibly do numbers and attract the sort of people who think harassing Will Stancil/Sky Marchini/fuck knows who is a substitute for a hobby, to which I say have you considered painting tiny soldiers? Very relaxing and therapeutic.

Oy, wait until they find out who built the Colosseum… It’s like Fish & Chips, times 300

I don’t like to criticize other people‘s parenting, but what the fuck are some of you doing? I have kids who’re ‘J Street’ age and They. Would. Never. #jewsky jewishinsider.com/2026/07/coll...

College Democrats’ conference, co-sponsored by J Street U, features Hasan Piker

J Street President Jeremy Ben-Ami said his organization was ‘proud’ to sponsor the event after Piker was announced as the ‘surprise speaker’

jewishinsider.com

There’s a little bit of wax stuck to one of my eardrums and it’s making me a little batty because every time I burp or yawn it sounds like someone is running past me in a rain poncho

Going to light my candles and sing precisely at 8:16 tonight. Why do some atheist Jews do this? Because it’s the connection that brings us together. Plus, I’m one of those weird frequency people. Everyone singing together at (roughly) the same time - it’s a vibe, man. Shabbat shalom.

Today is the first day of the rest of my life! Holy shit. Literally.

Yes, Jews have a right to exist, just as much as anyone else. No, that does not mean we’re okay with harming or displacing anyone. C’mon, guys. Those of you who know (((us))) know that we’re not about any of that. So why keep beating that drum? You live in the US, and you’re not ICE, right?

I’m having two Texas related issues right now. One, I cannot step outside without getting mauled by mosquitoes and two - what the fuck is this shit and who do I need to yell at?

Hehehe, my 81-year-old mother just bought me a bunch of weed 😎

I was on my way to my GP’s office and some white dude in a Cadillac, wearing a motherfucking sideways baseball cap, tried to speed-merge in front of me and nearly caused a nasty pileup. It was so nerve wracking that 30 minutes later, my doctor was was like: yo lady, wtf is with this blood pressure?

I have 3 questions for Ro Khanna and his supporters… 1.) Were you not all the way up Platner’s ass? 2.) Are you not even farther up Hasan Piker’s ass? 3.) If you decide to drive a an unauthorized bus into, say, Area 51 - you have a pretty good idea of what will happen, right? Asking for my tribe

Alright, let’s cut the bullshit. You absolutely can and should celebrate the passing of bad people, who did bad things. You will not be penalized or lose personality points - certainly by anyone that matters.

REMEMBER: If you want to be spoken of fondly in death, don't gargle a dictator's balls.

This is the horseshoe connecting. Where the far-right and far-left meet, asshole to asshole, and form a human centipede.

TheeBue@thebue.bsky.social · 4w ago

“I don't think it matters that much anymore — I think anti-Semitism is now, at least in the eyes of a lot of people, no longer seen as a big deal at all,” -Hassan Piker www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Bear Patrol - it’s Saturday, which means some of us suit-up, while our mispocha rest.