I get lightheaded whenever I think too hard about how the same people who have been working themselves into a frenzy about the ATF and black helicopters and the new world order for decades are now seeing the actual military occupation of a US city and going "just what they needed! Nice and safe!"

I Travel Like Sound Dog@chadstanton.blacksky.app · 17h ago

I get on the metro and there’s federal police parked and posted outside the station, I get off the metro and there’s 15 FBI agents standing around.

this press release feels like an establishing shot in a particularly bleak movie

What the hell are “centrist priorities?” I thought the whole point of being a centrist is not having priorities www.notus.org/democrats/ni...

My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.

The Independent@the-independent.com · 22h ago

ChatGPT down: OpenAI chatbot not working in major outage

clocking in for my shift at Adobe. i'm under a lot of fire because last quarter I didn't do a good enough job of making everything shittier, so I'm "locking in" this month. Just introduced a new "agent" (??). also you need to log in to open a PDF now. gonna save my job. crunch time

As RCR recently said, there is no greater recession indicator than Ford actually trying

The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · yesterday

The new EV truck, called the Ford Fathom, starts around $30,000 and will go on sale next year. If it meets Ford’s targets, Fathom would instantly become one of the top-selling EVs in the U.S. in the first year of its production.

Wile E Coyote's official statement

slate@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · yesterday

he got him. he finally fucking got him

Francis Fukuyama keeps the winning streak alive.

this one is amazing

Damn it just got bible story dark outside

it's fun when you see a bunch of people arguing and check the thread to see what it's about and this is at the top

Seth MouLOLton

if only there had been clues

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · 3d ago

Former Kanye West aide Milo Yiannopoulos walks back his support for Trump after his ICE arrest: "If I had any clue that anything remotely like this was even possible, I would have never gotten involved in supporting Trump in the first place"

Why is it already so hot

"standing" is my favorite fake legal thing. come on, you just made that up, I read the news

Hey a Spirit win is a Spirit win, and they really needed a win.

Been a while since Spirit had a lead at home

Democrats were remarkably successful in 2012 at painting Romney as a bad businessman (which was largely inaccurate) but never even tried to paint Trump as a bad businessman (which would have been entirely accurate).

Denver Summit up 5-1 right now in the 59m

If you don’t want your posts to hit the Discover feed, just do what I do and only make bad posts

It loads with a sports betting toolbar at the top of the article!

Cubs NUDE batting practice@diabolique.bsky.social · 6d ago

www.espn.com/sports-betti... this article is brought to you by draftkings, the official sportsbook of espn

such giddy joy about trucks shearing themselves in half. this is pure hater energy. @reportermatt.bsky.social

I don’t know why Pluto Tv thinks I’m in North Carolina but somebody is spending a lot of money advertising data centers in North Carolina

Doing it

This combines multiple historical and theological interests of mine into one concise meme.

Happy 12 year anniversary of the thing that somehow has a wikipedia page en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_...

Barack Obama tan suit controversy - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Is this website broken or am I

"I am going to outlive you"

The Independent@the-independent.com · last wk.

Karoline Leavitt offers sweet six-word message to husband on her final day as Trump’s press secretary

Downgrade a movie: Remember the Olympians

@farfromgruntled.bsky.social · last wk.

Downgrade a movie: Escape from York