still haven't unmuted any videos of this lady because they freaked me out just scrolling by, but now I feel like I might be able to watch knowing she lost

onion person@junlper.beer · 16h ago

he ran against the full force of the zionist establishment and won. unbelievable victory

she might be the dumbest person alive lol

president xi just trained the worlds next super AI on a toaster. meanwhile elon musk and dario amodei are huffing gas fumes from Colossus on the worlds GPUs

i have hearing loss thanks to bluesky. one too many jokes going over people’s heads, wooshing by like sonic booms

let's all throw our phones against the wall as hard as we can

i hate my dumb stupid posts !

they’re turning me into indiscriminate shapes

i’m the new CEO of your heart

they’re throwing me out with the bath water

i’m looking to spend a maximum of $200 on pure, everlasting joy and happiness. hard budget

put everything in 1 shop shop.mjjii.com

For me at least, the two things I don't want a giant robot centaur with horns to do are hold a chainsaw and stare menacingly at me through a door.

yeah this happened to me too, i just checked and my AI gf broke into the Pentagon a couple times :/

TechCrunch@techcrunch.com · 6d ago

After OpenAI's models broke into Hugging Face, Anthropic checked its own history and found three similar incidents.

they're lighting me on fire, but it's for a good reason

they’re slicing me real thin and putting me on sandwiches today

this is most likely a fake rage-bait account using AI generated "influencers". if you are ever curious about how you can check you can send the image to Gemini and say "SynthID" and it will use the SynthID tool to verify if the image was made by AI

assbutt@nasboat.org · last wk.

i wish i hadn’t

my hot take: a poo poo/pee pee ticket would be unstoppable

i’m tired of trial and error. it’s time for trial and winning

the graphs and charts whisper things to me

I love you 😍

she’s right

boston gay boy™️ (out of office)@bostongayboy.bsky.social · 2w ago

the kitten will miss her friend recalled lettuce

please stop calling Lionel messi. he’s actually a very clean guy

if a blind man said ‘i see’ that could be funny

my followers will get a refund and formal apology in the mail in 3-5 business days for all the bad posts after the class action lawsuit

if you fall out of the turnip truck just get right back on

sometimes i call donald trump Doorknob Stump in my head and i think it’s the funniest thing :/

i actually invented microblogging in 1996