Let's rock with our cock.

before I tapped through I thought to myself “damn there must be a crazy convo happening in there, I wonder how many replies it took to get from the OP to the Dave Mathews poop bus incident” and was gobsmacked to find out the answer was like 2.

We gotta get past this impulse to tell the libs the Democratic Party is not their salvation, right now they are energized and the ones who have been radicalized enough that they lust for the blood of Chuck Schumer need to be encouraged to keep pushing and being more militant and demanding more.

Trump loyalist in Pigfuck Mississippi who voted dem for the first time in his life specifically because he heard the KKK were dems

Stentor Danielson @chefstentor.bsky.social · 9h ago

The big right wing billboard outside Butler PA is crashing out about the election.

[Paul McCartney voice] Vladimir Lenin Rallies the workers of Russia to depose the czar Flag with a star

I had no idea Charlie Kirk *had* a hot sauce but it's fitting that the way I find out is by seeing a clip of his widow hawking it on Fox News, who knows how long after he died

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18h ago

When I first saw this clip I thought she was referring to Charlie’s favorite brand of hot sauce. But no, as it turns out they are selling Kirk Hot Sauce for $8.99.

bluesky dot com

JAV Titles@jav.scd.lol · 20h ago

A Large Encyclopedia Of Beautiful Mature Women In Their Thirties And Forties

"Vote blue no matter who!" "Ok ok fine I will because every single thing about this shit fucking sucks. Idc anymore" "Wow look at how many candidates chosen by Schumer won. This proves Schumer is a genius"

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15h ago

We won DESPITE Schumer! You are delusional if you think he helped us get this majority. The majority is made-up of candidates he actively worked against! Him saying his #1 job is to keep us pro-Israel is disqualifying. Fuck that guy and his Wall Street backers.

Taught this chimpanzee, median voter, etc etc

Lupita Nihongo@otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 17h ago

My second most dictatorial take is that you shouldn’t be allowed to vote on some things. You just have to pay taxes for it & deal with the outcomes.

Your government has abandoned you playboy

trying to figure out what to write my boss when i take a day of pto

Ari@ari.express · yesterday

The topic of bad covers of intensely personal songs always reminds me that, for some insane reason, G-Eazy covered Lazarus by David Bowie

Chase 🦃🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🦃@tittysommelier.bsky.social · yesterday

Sometimes I feel like I’m the old man yelling at the sky but it really chaps my ass this honkey ass white boy Luke Combs mad an entire career of covering fast car. That song is so very specific to that lady’s life like how fucking dare you. I’ll fight that stupid fat bitch I don’t care

if i lived in texas my job would be to drive by elon's house every time his twitter post history indicated he's getting some sleep and honk the horn

probably not kind of me to rattle brianna's cage when she lost a close friend this week (AIPAC)

One genuinely unexpectedly hilarious outcome of the midterm is Will Stancil posting about how ICE needs to be destroyed (true) and that alienating like half of his followers

The cybertruck is getting canned. post a vehicle women actually like:

Featherwaite Central@featherwaite.newgrounds.com · yesterday

The cybertruck is getting canned. post a vehicle women actually like:

Damn even white South Africans aren't white enough for them now

R. Scott Rogers@arrscott.bsky.social · yesterday

ICE has kidnapped a Wisconsin state trooper whose family brought him here from South Africa seeking asylum.

There is >0 chance I will be on my deathbed trying to get one final Slay the Spire run in on my phone

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2d ago

Name a 5/5 Videogame.

The dangers of long-term hose water consumption on full display

maia arson crimew 🏴@crimew.gay · 2d ago

most awesome politics tweet of all time?

Here's a member list if anyone feels like yelling at their rep about how laughably inadequate this is

Members

democrats-judiciary.house.gov

House Judiciary Dems@democrats-judiciary.house.gov · 3d ago

It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.

Can’t believe all these wreckers out in force determined to West Wing this moment “Oh no don’t say retribution” Motherfucker, these guys were saying shit like “bloodless coup, if the left allows it to be” last year. They broadcast murders on Twitter!

this is like 25% of the performative groveling i expect to make me consider not spitting on a cybertruck if I have the opportunity. get a wrap that has a picture of you wearing a dunce cap on one side and a picture of your credit card number on the other

It’s actually insane because he’s actually an extremely normie lib. Like I actually get annoyed at how often he says stupid lib shit like “secure the boarder”! He’s your guy, libs, you just assume he’s radical because he’s a brown person who is vocal about not liking genocide

@collie.bsky.social · 4d ago

AES is not a DSA member for the 11 millionth time

when they say "bluesky was right" it's posters like this they're talking about. somebody give this guy a column already, he hasn't missed once

V. I. Lenin@livinglenin.bsky.social · 2d ago

This liberal starts out by pleading with the authorities to grant reforms “as far as possible,” then he goes on to beg for “well, at least something,” and ends by taking up an eternal and unshakable stand on “anything, however mean.”

Also, to be crystal clear, we are talking about joy regarding electing a party that itself comitted genocide 3 years ago.

I'd like to see some competency displayed first is all I'm saying. Go on, be the first people on the planet to get a US president and his staff on trial at the Hague

haha that’s so crazy (pulling out a giant feather quill and adding your name to a book labeled COLLABORATORS)

This will make the liberals and the communists mad at me but just hear me out: Marxist book clubs with reading lists tailored to reaching Evelyn Normielib. This is only like 30% a joke