Miracle Max’s sweatier brother (I probably shouldn’t be allowed near people)
Aaron Kablack
@kablackquois.bsky.social
Animator, artist, designer, writer, not necessarily in that order
Oh fuck. Containment breach!
I will not drink the Mari Llwyd soda, I will not drink the Mari Llwyd soda, I will not drink the Mari Llwyd soda…
The large format UV printer at work is throwing spicy error messages
This is as dumb as saying Ossoff is gonna run. These guys are fighting tooth and nail for senate seats with 6 year terms. Which would set them up nicely for 2032 runs, but can you imagine the optics of El Sayed doing half a Senate term and running? He’d get eaten alive. Anyone would
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 16h agoJD Vance: "We don't want the next administration, whoever -- god forbid you're gonna have President El-Sayed in three years ... "
Jack Donaghy's Iconic 'Shut It Down!' Moment
ALT: Jack Donaghy's Iconic 'Shut It Down!' Moment
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WIRED@wired.com · 14h agoOver the last nine months, Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta has run dozens of paid ads that include explicit AI-generated child sexual abuse material (CSAM) and images of minors alongside sexually suggestive statements, according to details of the ads shared with WIRED.
First, you tell me to get a hobby; now it's an “appropriate hobby”.
Look how cool! A person I'm acquainted with on Instagram does photography with antique equipment and he did a portrait of his cat using a camera made in 1926. www.instagram.com/glass_negati...
I was not prepared for the soundtrack
CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · yesterdayOh my god I think I found the video.
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
Absolutely unbelievable how solar power has taken off worldwide during the Hormuz oil crisis. You don't have to hand it to him, but Trump may have done more to finally kick off a global civilization of effete librul solar users than anyone else in the West
I'll see it opening day as a big fuck you to David Zaslav and WB for trying to shelf this for a tax return, seriously Ketchup Entertainment could use every bit of support possible to ensure the biggest fuck you possible
Out of Context Simpsons Couch Gags@ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 3d ago
“Yes, that’s right, folks—I’m the adorable, adorable fluffy furball who has been crawling all over your social media feeds,” the commander-in-chief said before licking the back of his hand and letting out a playful mew.
Trump Baselessly Claims He Is Viral 40-Pound Tabby Cat Named Daddy Cinnamon
WASHINGTON—Promoting the unfounded assertion in an effort to improve his polling, President Donald Trump baselessly claimed during a White House press conference Monday that he was a viral 40-pound ta...
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Moving cameras! The most damning phenakistoscopes! Each sequential image more damning than the previous!
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoTrump: "We have photographs or tapes -- like moving cameras, right? -- where people are on the side cutting it with a box knife."
There’s probably something broken in me because I literally don’t understand why you’d talk to someone on the phone recreationally
New Yorkers had to subsidize the $117 million that the NYPD paid out for misconduct lawsuits in 2025 alone, even though most of them were never personally abused by a cop. Where's your worried op-ed on that one?
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
People sometimes say Trump is funny, and I’ve never gotten it. But “Windmills, you lose your shirt,” almost has me convinced
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 2d agoTrump: "When I see what's happening to Europe it's very sad to me. They have a problem with immigration. They have a problem with energy. You have windmills all over the place. Windmills, you lose your shirt."
Not now, Ancient Life Discovered in Antarctica’s Blood Falls
Gizmodo@gizmodo.com · 3d agoAncient Life Discovered in Antarctica's 'Blood Falls' May Finally Reveal Its Origins
They're gonna send pizzas to the Ayatollahs house and ring and run at 3am
Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · 3d agoA senior officer in US Central Command’s (CENTCOM) intelligence branch emailed a broad group of military analysts seeking “new creative and unconventional ways to pressure and punish Iran.” A second source indicated a similar request went out the prior week.
I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
