It’s the 50th anniversary of the time Eric Clapton went onstage and told everyone who wasn’t British to leave the room and the country, and was the impetus for Rock Against Racism
Kal ⁉️
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she/her 🔞 https://archiveofourown.org/users/kalx58
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-dinosaurs-had-quinceaneras/
i had the pleasure of drawing phoebe bridgers for rolling stone’s review of her latest album thank you so much to toby and rolling stone for the opportunity!
ordering Domino’s and then blaming ChatGPT when nobody wants it
You can do shambolic fake naturalistic overlapping dialogue in a romcom but it still has to be undergirded by something (plot/character reveal/physical chemistry/...better acting) This is bad frosting no cake to butcher than Texas idiom
Do people just not write dialogue anymore? This entire scene feels like did a first draft with a bunch of "[insert joke line here]".
A random sketch about Rey's appetite. Still thinking if this is just a stand alone scene or a WIP comic strip.
new #reylofic !!! for #reylofakeit !!!!!!!! --- Warped Music, All The Rage 1/1 • E • 12k (lol) Ben really needs a date for this stupid wedding. --- 🤨 Rude!!! + self loathing Ben 🤨 Angry Rey 🤨 What kind of weird videos is Hux into??
NEW - #reylofic for #reylofakeit e, 1?, 3.4k ⌛ modern AND medieval au ⌛ fake engagement -> marriage of convenience ⌛ time travelers Ben and Rey ⌛ literary detectives Ben and Rey or: what if a.s. byatt's possession and an episode of timeless kissed on the mouth?
NEW FIC: Odium Falsum 🗡️ a collaboration with @peppersweet for #reylofakeit 🐦⬛ rival professors 🐦⬛ f̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶d̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ fake *hating* 🐦⬛ historical au (with magic!) 🐦⬛ murder mystery rom-com M (for now) | 1/3 | 4k words #reylo #reylofic ♥️ archiveofourown.org/works/89773481
This is Loki, our Maine Coon and the cat of our hearts, and he went missing today. We have no idea how he got out, but he’s an elder, indoor cat, the whole region’s in an intense heat wave, and we’re really scared. I doubt I have any followers here in Martinez, CA, but if so, help? It’s SO hot
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
Can area woman finish her #reylofakeit fic before deadline AND make dinner?? Find out on the next episode!!
Excited to see what you all can share for #ReyloSSS!
A good commissioner steps in now before every WNBA game becomes a rightwing performance space, like school board meetings were during peak CRT. You just have to throw the hammer down on this. Do not give them an inch.
riley gaines is at the minnesota lynx vs indiana fever game posing with people courtside as they line up for photos
Read the list of ingredients, and ordered a breakfast burrito with no chorizo. Received a breakfast burrito with no chorizo, but containing bacon
My father, a senior citizen with significant hearing loss, has been dealing with this since May —the thing leaves messages, starts talking before the beep, and gives inaccurate info. More than once he has driven 20+miles round trip to pick up prescriptions that were not actually ready. 😡
“The AI assistant, which Kinney Drugs named Burt, after its founder, was built by a third-party AI pharmaceutical company, Synerio. In the pharmacy’s terms, Kinney Drugs states that ‘Burt may not be accurate, complete or up-to-date and may be misleading or contain errors and omissions.’”
both of jack reacher's names and the combination of his names are all slang for hand jobs
"a chance to uphold the league's values of inclusion, such as including my belief that some people should be excluded"
Speaking for the first time since ralliers began assembling in support of her stance against transgender participation in women’s sports, Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham said this was an opportunity for the WNBA to uphold its values of diversity and inclusion. nyti.ms/4fHr4Qn
i'm sick of the liars and the bull shit you see on social media. taco bell is NOT the same 4 ingredients wrapped in different shapes. they actually innovate the menu a lot. but you won't see them say that on the fake fucking news
With Maysie Greig's "Enemy Husband" out of the way, we are now onto Hope Campbell's "Marriage of Inconvenience"! (ALL STORY LOVE, January 1943.) #pulp #romance #romancelandia
*standing up on the plane* healthy participation in fandom demands the ability to engage with a text from two different directions simultaneously, in which it is BOTH a piece of media in the real world of which you are obligated to permit public critique, AND an imaginary landscape where you are God
*standing up on the plane* No, getting together a TV couple with will-they/won't-they romantic chemistry is NOT a mistake. You may be listening to conventional wisdom about the TV show Moonlighting, but as has been comprehensively shown by an array of critics, that program's problems had nothing t-
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Ah...the call to ignore everything and write, if not a fix-it, at least an angry POV fic of a random "Wife Of ___" who got fridged in a show airing 10+ years ago...
"In just four months, the borough’s four police officers have pulled over and checked the status of dozens of motorists — mainly commercial truck drivers — and turned over 32 arrestees to ICE" important @willbunch.bsky.social dispatch from area where I grew up www.inquirer.com/opinion/moun...
This quaint Pa. borough is a ‘speed trap’ nabbing immigrants for ICE | Will Bunch
Police in Mount Holly Springs, a tiny borough in central Pennsylvania, have turned over 32 immigrants to ICE since March.
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david shrigley -- this one is for Carl, who made it to 20
Someone got fired to teaching an Ottessa Moshfegh story?? www.nytimes.com/2026/07/29/u...
Florida Professor Fired for Assigning a Profane Story, Lawsuit Says
South Florida State College fired an English professor after she assigned a story about a teacher who talks about sex with her students. Now the professor is suing.
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there literally are no good-faith concerns about trans girls participating in high school sports. it is children playing games with their friends, its about confidence and relationship-building. let kids play with their friends.
Good-faith concern on this issue would be going, "hmm, professional sports leagues should probably have some standards in place to ensure trans competitors aren't getting an unfair advantage," googling for 5 minutes, realizing every sports league already has those standards and dropping it.
writing these words in this order made me feel like i was having a stroke, i am pleased to share it with all of you
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