Katana Squirrel - Martinville Prologue AVAILABLE NOW!!!!

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Shitposter and shit poster. Aspiring scholar of the first sin. Opinions are mine alone. He/him https://addamkearney.com/

I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"

image of a gold record superimposed on part of Vaughan Oliver's iconic cover for the Mountain Goats' "Tallahassee" album, with a banner beneath it showing the entire album cover, an RIAA seal, and the text: Presented to THE MOUNTAIN GOATS to commemorate the RIAA Gold certification of more than 500,000 copies of the 4AD single "No Children"

When I was a child, I talked like a child, I enjoyed the Mario Bros 1993 movie like a child. But when I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me and realized this still whips and was made on such a sheer force of cocaine and divorce and vibes that I cannot be denied that it rules

I can't watch any Roman match without calling every single move a Big Dog because of that original singles run. "He hits him with a Big Dog, then follows it up with a Big Dog! Oh myyyy, and he misses the Big Dog but then goes in for a Big Dog!" I love that they haven't learned a thing since then.

David Bixenspan@davidbix.com · 2d ago

REIGNS DECIDED NOT TO USE THE SHIELD CHAIR "ROMAN REIGNS SHEDDING THE OBSESSION!" oh FFS lick my unwashed taint

Every single Kenny Omega match has people targeting his gut because they all know that's his big weakness. Same w/ Osprey's neck. But if you listen to the drones, storytelling can't be anything about a person being an actual human with honest to God weaknesses after years of abuse to their bodies.

David Bixenspan@davidbix.com · 2d ago

How is Rollins being beyond washed physically not the big narrative coming out of this match? He's moving like Hiroshi Tanahashi without the restraint of picking his spots. (Reigns isn't exactly moving well, either, and his offense also looks like shit.)

Less than an hour after seeing the Machine Guns (Personally, I think they're one of the best tag teams of the generation and I'm the first person to say that) main eventing the WWE Merch Shop Zone, they signed with AEW IN Detroit. Coincidence?!

Coincidence? I Think Not

ALT: Coincidence? I Think Not

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OSW Review 🤼@oswreview.bsky.social · 6d ago

NEW OSW! WrestleMania 42! www.youtube.com/watch?v=FljY... Our whopper bumper giganto edition for the biggest wrestling week of the year! 3h27m feat. TNA, AEW, NXT, WrestleCon, Hall of Fame, RAW and @maffewgregg.bsky.social ! Please like & share! 💚

Two things: When Silent Hill 2 first launched on Xbox OG, I accidentally played Born from a Wish first. That was my only exposure to SH for the next 15 years. Even then, I knew more about SH2 than Gaans. Second, I reject the idea that Gaans isn't a "gamer." He clearly hates women so he must be one

VoidBurger (AKA Jess)@voidburger.com · 2w ago

It's my takedown of the impressively awful Silent Hill 2 movie: RETURN TO SILENT HILL!! How bad is it!? And how!? And WHY??? The shocking answer (and my cleavage) lie within this almost-exactly 2 hour long video!! youtu.be/731tXqFP0Mc