lyrics of my (arguably) gay pride song

Kate Sloan (she/her)@katesloan.com · 1h ago

Song #31/52 "Half of Me" youtu.be/rTzhpAMSeX0 I started writing this song while at the Dyke March with my wife & boyfriend. It's about how bland & grey my life could have been if I had taken a more heteronormative route, & how fucking happy I am that I didn't.

actually i plan to age disgracefullly

Jordy’s pop ode to rejecting heteronormative capitalistic patriarchal lifestyle norms made me burst into tears walking down the street youtu.be/uwKb1hO2f2w?...

JORDY - Normal People (Official Lyric Video)

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I was en route to a jazz club 🎷 katesloan.bandcamp.com/track/jazz-c...

Jazz Club, by Kate Sloan

from the album A Song A Week 2026

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mb ◡̈@mbbischoff.com · 7h ago

sequins @katesloan.com dev and scan by full spectrum

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Damn, it's out and about. I wonder where you could find this book? Hopefully most everywhere books are friggin' sold. It's a little guy, so look in the little guy sections (but not the kids section)

kc green@kcg.bsky.social · yesterday

My book “This is Fine: Life Lessons for a World on Fire” is out today. Online and at select retailers.

it is very funny & cute to me when my boyfriend sheepishly insinuates he’s being “selfish” by coming multiple times while going down on me, considering the number of people in my sexual history who have made ME feel selfish for wanting to receive head at all!!!

KOSA. The SCREEN Act. The CHATBOT Act. The Youth AI Privacy Act. Four different bills, with the same flawed approach: more surveillance, more data collection, and less privacy online. Tell the Senate to reject all four. www.acteff.org/campaign/16...

Tell the Senate: Don't Turn the Internet Into an ID Checkpoint

Tell the Senate to Reject Bills That Expand Age Verification

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NEW Dildorks episode: #492 Thrilled by the Skilled thedildorks.com/episodes/thr... What is “competence kink,” and why is someone being good at things such a common turn-on? This week, we discuss our favorite competencies in others and in ourselves, and what makes them so hot.

i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

outfit for a 3-hour improv class + the final Raaaatscraps show + delish dinner + some sexy stuff

The number one thing I’m most proud of in my art this year is that the things I like about each piece are finally things I’ve done on purpose instead of happened by accident. All of what AI spits out is by accident, so where’s the accomplishment?

Premee Mohamed@premeemohamed.com · 2d ago

Yeah definitely this... I've never understood why for *this* particular use there would be any sense of pleasure or accomplishment. "Oh look, something gave me some homework that I will now have to spend ages laboriously fact-checking rather than doing my own work" is not my idea of a good time.

It’s wild how much better my brain works, across the board, when I’m doing improv regularly. It literally has effects on the same magnitude as the antidepressant that’s been keeping me afloat for 7 years

i said "every instrument gives you a skill you can use during sex" and then i imagined daintily chiming the pussy like a triangle

boyfriend: “do you think CBAT stands for Cock, Ball, Ass Torture?”

got sent the newest Womanizer and said out loud “oh jesus” during my first orgasm with it, so prob gonna be a good review 😎

how much of my love of Fire Emblem games is borne of a deep desire to see women become self-sufficient & strong 🤔

Even pokemon evolved renewable public transportation. Surely we can too

charjaebug@jael.bsky.social · 4d ago

what do you mean there’s an electric bus pokemon

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

The number of 20 something folk who tell me they're 'so old' or 'it's too late for ...' and in my head I'm screaming.

Sarah Andersen@sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 4d ago

Went to see my new improv teacher perform in a show last night and he was unquestionably my favorite performer of the whole night, which bodes well

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NEW for premium subscribers: Hair-pulling is underrated katesloan.email/archive/hair... some thoughts on why this kink act is useful + hot

Hair-pulling is underrated

Although I wouldn't necessarily describe hair-pulling as one of my top 10 (or even top 20) kinks, it's never been a bigger part of my sex life than it is...

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indefensible & enraging. imagine being so puritan-pilled that you make your pathological fear of pleasure everybody else’s problem instead of urgently seeking therapy for it

Sam Cole@samleecole.bsky.social · 5d ago

a bunch of popular ASMR artists lost their channels forever this week, after YouTube cited them for violating terms against "sexually gratifying" content: www.404media.co/youtube-asmr...

“I haven’t had pizza in so long. It’s been like 4 days” youtube.com/shorts/exGi8...

Play this if you feel unsafe in an Uber ❤️ #italianmom #dragqueen #drag #comedy #accent #pov #donna

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who are these whale-sex fetishists & what was their dirty talk like during that clandestine session!!!

jordan@jordantyranny.bsky.social · last wk.

The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.

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lyrics!

Kate Sloan (she/her)@katesloan.com · 3w ago

Song #28/52 "Doubt" youtu.be/rWjinQW4c6c Weird songwriting experiment this week: All the lyrics of this song are lines of dialogue from an improv set performed by @chrisgethard.bsky.social & Trumane Alston at the Fun & Dumb Festival in Brooklyn on Friday, July 10th, 2026.

this one is absolutely worth subscribing for

Kate Sloan (she/her)@katesloan.com · 6d ago

NEW for our $12+ subscribers: Bonus Episode 57: Phallo Cocks & Poly Cucks www.patreon.com/TheDildorks/... Topics include: 10 years of polyamory, a bottom surgery consultation, inflatable erections, negotiating cuck play, hypnotic compersion, medical tattooing, sex dolls, fucking machines, & more!