So homesick I can only listen to songs sung in an audibly Geordie accent. (Yorkshire at a push)
I choose to believe that Carol did this on purpose for the lols. #thearchers
Fuming like a chimney pot. 😡
NEW: BBC cuts latest... OUT - Long-running consumer affairs show You and Yours. IN - tech and discussion podcasts. The order has gone out from Matt Brittin - don't make content that only works on one platform. Another grim day at the beeb. www.theguardian.com/media/2026/o...
me, an immigrant, watching people who said immigrants are corrupting america engage in actual corrupt behavior
Kimberly Guilfoyle was preparing for her congressional hearing to become U.S. ambassador to Greece when she reached out to a Trump donor with an urgent request: She needed $100,000 that she said she owed American Express—in a way that wouldn't leave a paper trail.
Lizzie flexing her A-level English pass there. #thearchers
Hello Harrison!! Just when I thought I couldn’t love Freddie more. #thearchers
Cannae wait to early vote next Tuesday. Fuck that indeed!!
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Whenever Joan Cusack is not on screen in your movie, audiences will be asking "Where is Joan Cusack?"
I’ve watched so much Horrible Histories in the past year that I’ve developed a crush on Gerard from Peep Show.
I thought I’d get a round of applause but everyone else just seemed a bit embarrassed.
I hope that Carol is scamming Allan and draining his bank account. #thearchers
How is a dog park such a revelatory concept to these people? #thearchers
I am very happy for Fallon and her audible smirk. #thearchers
Today my dad sneezed so loudly in the Gateshead Ikea car park that a group of women screamed.
They should bring back the monologues for private thoughts. Tom’s feelings are to be expected but he should think them to his own brain only. #thearchers
Football so good the immigration officer at Heathrow asked me if I’d seen the score yet.
Did John bully Tom the way that Tom is bullying Henry? (I began listening to #thearchers on the day John died alas)
Canada is great because you can buy British confectionary (malteasers) in American serving sizes (bucket).
They sound like the sort of people who BUY THEIR OWN FURNITURE. #TheArchers