Katrina makes 5e stuff
@katrina-alpress.bsky.social
honestly i forked my table's overhaul of the system so long ago it's barely even 5e anymore. proud to not be paying WOTC a penny. i designed weapon properties better than you, crawford
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
Every Film Now@everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 3d ago‘DUNGEONS & DRAGONS 2’ isn’t fully dead yet. • Script is complete • Hasbro remains committed • A new studio partner is being sought after Paramount passed for financial reasons #DungeonsAndDragons #Hasbro
i don't remember if i posted about this here already, but all of you who are remotely into this sort of art aesthetic or game genre, at all, srsly need to check this one out. i am absolutely transfixed by everything about it. get it get it get it it's the most striking indie title ive seen in years
xrafstar@porpentine.bsky.social · 2w agoMoney for Girls: Amortized is now available. 💸 👠 🪙 🩸 horror / romance stickers / fashion / many endings
This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power. local12.com/news/offbeat...
Police request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in Walmart
A police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart.
local12.com
I think there's a more traditional way for Ireland to deal with a rich man who harms children and owns a yacht
Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨@ciaraioch.bsky.social · 2w agoDon't agree that we need to burn down the Zucker-castle in Waterford, destroying what precious heritage we have left. We should instead approach this the traditional way (flinging the disease-ridden corpses of animals via trebuchet into the keep)
in the 1900's this kind of behavior would get you elected Governor of Indiana
Parker Molloy@parkermolloy.com · 4w ago"bit a woman/antisemitic remarks"
MY CAT IS BEGGING TO SIP THE Derelict Humidifier Jungle Juice AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DISSUADE HIM
What. What did they do to Monster Hunter
one of the secret niche benefits of being Visibly Queer in kentucky is that you always have ample space on public transportation bc people will refuse to sit in either seat next to you, even on a bus that's otherwise totally packed shoulder-to-shoulder. it doesn't even matter what you're wearing! ☀️
Air to Ground Message: THUMBS UP EMOJI... Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Boeing 737 MAX 9 A: #a64bacb592a F: #fd012d5d014
When a magic bag o' beans give you rainbow eggs, you obviously throw them in an enemy's mouth when they're talking shit and make them go boom with a nat 20 DND is great 10/10 no notes
you ever see a trailer for an indie game that is so immediately captivating (aesthetically, conceptually, everything) you almost get a little sick because you know you're gonna devour it start to finish immediately and then be upset that there's not more of it? because that's where i'm at right now
ok man. i dont really think i needed to know that much about molly's business.
snapchat has started unironically serving me ads of those AI-generated "5,400 YEARS? TAKE THESE CHAINS OFF AND SAY IT AGAIN!!!" courtroom videos. like, it just autoplays to them after i click through stories posted by my actual friends. who in the hell is putting up money to run ads of these? why??
went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face
A ridiculous amount of RPG 📀🐴 looks like this: Just played our 15th session of Monopoly. Before the campaign started, we decided that rolling to move sucks so we just let people move wherever they want to. It doesn't work. There's a whole Rent system, but nobody ever paid it, so what's the point?
did anyone else get randomly logged out tonight? Had to re enter my password and everything, that's never happened before
Honestly a bit of a patronizing take on accessibility from OP when you consider that WB Yeats, Gustav Flaubert and Octavia Butler were dyslexic.
Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉@scumbelievable.bsky.social · 3mo agoIlliteracy and a lack of interest in challenging one's self is not an accessibility issue except in its connection to lack of access to decent education.
me designing stupid fishing sidequests with time-of-day tables and gladiator arena ladders with boss fights and prize points and flower arrangement contests for the Greengrass Festival and a check system for running foot- and chariot races and basically ANYTHING for the party to do but the main plot
Infomercial@infomercial.bsky.social · 3mo agoTurning a big dial that says "minigames"...looking back at the crowd, etc
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
me the 72 hours after my surgery: wow, the pain sucks but at least i have no nausea at all! haha i can eat whatever i want! me after the 72-hour scopolamine anti-nausea surgical patch finally comes off and i try eating anything: fuck 🤢 i dont ... 🤢🤢 ... how could this be happening now? my hubris???
i dont know that many of my followers actually see my posts here, but on the off chance you do — i had surgery today! and recovery is ow ouch owwie terrible even with percocet. please send well wishes x_x
me irl realizing im about to have to install an app made by some asshole app dev: holy fuck dude not another fucking portal dnd guy realizing he's about to have to fight 46 imps in a stupid demiplane made by some asshole wizard: holy fuck dude not another fucking portal familiarity breeds contempt
kat@katbamkapow.bsky.social · 4mo agoheard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit
