yea man i'd love to drive 5 hours to visit you, my only friend without kids. i'd love to take a shower in your gray bathroom and dry off with amazon basics towels. then can we go to a mexican restaurant run by white people? can your girlfriend come? can you two get in a fight 10 mins before i arrive
I move to acquit my client. Anyone who has been adjacent to theatrical spaces understands these actions.
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · 2d agoin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
If you're interested in (free) SNL tickets for the upcoming season, the window for the lottery opened over the weekend and closes at the end of August. www.nbc.com/tickets/page...
Tickets and Studio Tour - NBC.com
Get tickets to the NBC Studio Tour New York and your favorite shows like The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live and more on NBC.com.
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ANOTHER KARAOKE CRUISE! We're back for another beautiful night of singing tunes out on the Chicago River! Join us August 27th for a two hour BYOB karaoke cruise down the Chicago River with Chicago Boat Company from 6pm to 8pm, perfect for serenading a beautiful Chicago sunset. Don't miss the boat!
I expect this same amount of literacy debate when they finally make an Amelia Bedelia movie
Lmao I fucking love Aldi, look at this bitch he is off his balls on something
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy I’m going to bite you, I have rabies
We joke around a lot about our British friends on this app but you really have to admire their commitment to changing their leader when everybody fucking hates them
Your familiar is a yellowjacket — If there is one word to describe you, it is persistence. That could be good or frustrating, but you will always achieve your end goal. This familiar is associated with magic that sacrifices brute strength for endurance. stealingfromwizards.com/familiar-quiz
Familiar Quiz | Discover and Engage Now — Stealing from Wizards
The most robust and scientific magical familiar finding quiz on the internet. (Probably)
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I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off
“Yeah Ma, I’m not loving the carpentry thing but I’m kinda killing it as an influencer…. A shirt? Yeah of course I’m wearing a shirt.”
Happy friday-in-practice, I scanned the program from the 1995 HFStival and put it on internet archive. I will eventually do 1994 and 1996 as well. archive.org/details/hfst...
HFSTival 1995 program : WHFS 99.1 : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Program from WHFS 99.1 HFSTival held Saturday June 3, 1995 at RFK Stadium in Washington DC.
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The cost of burgers is up. Fourth of July cookouts too. A quick [paywall'ed] piece on one slice of inflation pie, by @amowreader.com for @nbcnews.com: www.nbcnews.com/data-graphic...
Inflation is making an appearance at holiday cookouts this year, survey finds
The price of an average Fourth of July cookout increased 4.1% from 2025 to 2026.
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today I had a zoomer cackling and crying as I told her the absolute truth about my life
the joy of finding New to Me music
Derek B@tanpants.bsky.social · last mo.Re: Kash Patel's girlfriend
Every time I am forced to hear John Mayer sing “bubble gum tongue” against my will
