It's 2036. Amazingly I'm still alive. My AI wife just interrupted a really cool dirty talk session to remind me to check on my laxatives as I haven't bought any for 34 days. I wish I could afford the premium sub without adverts.
Kev Lucky,unashamedly wobbly..
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Big fan of #NZPol
Name a fictional man you'd hand a knife to AND trust with your life. Both. At the same time.
Sarah Jane Has a Solution to That Bad Take You Just Saw
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👻 Viv 💀@v.milcom.in · 2d agoName a fictional man you'd hand a knife to AND trust with your life. Both. At the same time.
# NZPol The decline of the Stuff news group continues. An opinion piece should have a bigger field of debateable text than the picture of its author. What we get from Verity Johnson today is something akin to a relationship therapy session for a narcissist, dressed up as politics. Please stop it.
Okay, So I'm sitting in the Ed waiting room, in a wheelchair, and just got mistaken for a doctor. The gentleman then tried to show me an injury on his butt. He wasn't very coherent, but to be fair he was only three.
The plan is for you to own nothing and die as soon as they don't need you. There is no plan for you to be happy, or even alive if they don't need you.
My dearly beloved American wife has enjoyed 20 years of road trips with me around #NewZealand, but her sense of direction isn't always the best, and she asks 'where are we now?' quite often. "We're close to Ōnēlānē Bridge."
If you wanted a skeleton in your yard for Halloween, you should've put a body out to decay 3 weeks ago
I got 7/15. So many of the meals look like tinned cat food on dry pasta or three day old spuds.
Nick Baker@nickbaker.digital · 2w agoThis is your school holiday assignment. Complete the school lunch quiz by matching the image to the name - a quiz based on the school lunch images sent by @ninjakitty.bsky.social this past school term. There are 15 images in total. forms.gle/et7qDL4VGBJH...
Luxon admits that he failed.... #NZPol www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
'The job isn't done': Luxon launches National's election campaign in Auckland
National's Auckland campaign launch has featured a significant focus on Labour, another pledge card rather than any new policy, and conspicuously empty seats.
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So, a dead woman's brother wrote a book about how awful her inlaws were, and how poorly her husband treated her? There's a book like that in behind every seperation or divorce, if you let brothers and sisters publish their opinions based on second-hand thirty year old takes on what went wrong.
#NZPol Winston knows which way the wind is blowing. He's in danger of losing his racism voters to ACT. Can't help wondering what baubles he was offered on his last trip to the USA to push what is clearly the Trump administration's lunatic public health crap.
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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Norm@chingerhook.bsky.social · 2w agoRepost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe
Snoopy Flying Ace Peanuts Cartoon
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Biker "Cash Bazooka" Chiwi@bikerchiwi.bsky.social · 3w agoQuote this with a picture of an aircraft you'll accept as a bribe
For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before.
Are we supposed to feel sorry for the Pervert Brother Of King Charles? According to the Torygraph, he feels like he's 'living in limbo' while the police collate all of their evidence on the RAPE charges against him. Cry us a river, pervert. www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family...
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Typical National bullshit.... 9 new taxes under a 'labour coalition', 'no new' taxes under 'National.' Note the important semantics Blame Labour for any taxes that their hypothetical coalition partners may demand, Leave the door open to blame ACT and other right wing toadies for new taxes. #NZPol
Finding the right repost to leave off with is key to starting my morning well.
It looks like Jimothy has vanished from his celebrity spotlight. Harambe is disappointed.
#NZPol And you KNOW that any right wing coalition will include ACT by default.
Aaron Hawkins@ahawkins.bsky.social · 4w agoIf all of the left's tax proposals are somehow Labour's responsibility, it follows that this Dickensian nightmare has the full backing of the PM.
#NZ Dear city councils. I understand the need to manage main street parking spaces for the benefit of the wider community, and have no problem paying a token amount for the use of parking in high demnand areas. I'm not interested in using my phone at my expense to transfer peanuts money to you.
The quickest way to find out how important your phone is, is to lose it.