I'm leaving my family to enlist in the AI Force. I will be serving my country by feeding prompts into a computer to generate AI slop memes for the President.

Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 3w ago

Can't stop, won't stop.

The embedded AI features of a search engine were very helpful in figuring out how to shut off the embedded AI features of the new TV we got.

I want to apologize for remarks I made a few years ago suggesting I believe every human is entitled to respect and dignity in addition to basic human rights. I had no way of knowing at the time this sentiment could be interpreted as applying to people of a gendered persuasion

At the fair. Whenever we pass by Tad Jude's booth I shout "Restore the flag? How about you restore deez nuts?!?" My family begs me to stop, I say no, democracy is at stake.

A lot of debate about the animation style of the teaser trailer for the upcoming Bluey movie. I say, if there is anyone who has earned my trust when it comes to creative choices, it's the makers of Bluey.

"Dance like no one is watching" doesn't apply if you are like the Mayor or someone important.

How I feel with an overdue library book and a helicopter circling my house that doesn't show up on the public air flight tracking app.

Excited for the primary to be over soon so we can stop undermining each other in public and go back to undermining each other in private.

You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case? If I am Monsieur Gustave H's lobby boy, I want him. If I am not his lobby boy, anyone but Monsieur Gustave H.

Tippi Hedren Collider (now with more birds)@linanneblack.bsky.social · 3mo ago

You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

Absolutely disgusting

Why is the genre of alternate history stupid shit like "what if the Nazis won" and not "what if John Laurens didn't die and then he and Alexander Hamilton hooked up and lived together and grew old together?"

The next Senate debate should take place on the LARK Toys carousel.

"No, I'm talking about Mitch McConnell....the guy who kept chaos and madness at bay"

I saw @taylordahlin.com at Open Streets and pointed her out to my children and said "she is one of the best hyper local reporters." They said "why are you telling us?". I stated she is part of the @wedge.live affiliated network. *Crickets* Spending the rest of the afternoon teaching the basics.

Me every time the State Patrol helicopter goes over my house.

At a time of rising streaming subscription prices, a PBS Passport subscription is only $5/month and is a heckuva deal.

My daughter's preschool would take the route 3 for field trips

Wedge LIVE!™@wedge.live · 4mo ago

Elderly yet jacked real estate mogul Bruce Dachis: "I don't take the bus because quite frankly I'm afraid to take the bus." Then what the fuck is all the HGH for, Bruce?

#DelaneyHall May 25 2026

Currently at the teddy bear clinic at HCMC. The line for immunizations was kind of long so one of my children wanted to skip it. I said mockingly "What, you're just going to take Bobo to a chiropractor? C'mon, we are waiting in line, he's going to get his shots"

Currently at the teddy bear clinic at HCMC. The line for immunizations was kind of long so one of my children wanted to skip it. I said mockingly "What, you're just going to take Bobo to a chiropractor? C'mon, we are waiting in line, he's going to get his shots"

A system where I have to pay taxes to the city, school district, park board, county, state, and federal government and they all have overlapping but also somewhat different responsibilities means that I end up paying a lot of money to hear that it is someone else's responsibility.

taylr@taylordahlin.com · 7mo ago

whiting explains to someone else that the city of minneapolis does not fund schools

Delegate's search history during walking subcaucuses in CD5.

Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 7mo ago

4th place forced a smile from his bunker and waved tentatively

trump likes wars. he likes killing people. he likes feeling like he's hurting others. we all know this. there is no reason to believe this is a distraction, rather than something he just really likes and feels good about.

Stephen Miller wants to deport as many non white people as possible and his armed goons are killing city residents and sending children to concentration camps but my councilmember thinks it's important that hotel owners be able to continue to profit from housing them during their terror campaign.

Wedge LIVE!™@wedge.live · 8mo ago

Council Member Chughtai is skeptical of Rainville's claim that cancellations are related to delay in liquor license renewal. Rainville says people are telling the hotel their cancellation is about the liquor license.

I cannot emphasize this enough: a bunch of Minneapolis CMs are pulling beyond their weight and other ones owe their constituents apologies at the very least

I will believe that ICE enforcement has changed on the ground when I stop getting daily notices that armed, masked goons are circling my kids’ schools and trying to sow fear in the parent patrols.

These are Minnesotans. We want them to come back. We want this to be a place they would want to return to.

Joaquin Castro@joaquincastrotx.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Just visited with Liam and his father at Dilley detention center. I demanded his release and told him how much his family, his school, and our country loves him and is praying for him.