Kiki Valken (they/them)

@kikivalken.bsky.social

Woodshop goblin, rural fantasy writer, and shameful libertine

In the 90's, my mom would come through Memphis on her way to the Netherlands. She chose that connection to see me. I'd go to the airport, meet her at her gate, and we'd chat for a few hours before she got on the second plane. It helped build our current mother/adult-child relationship. I miss that.

So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.

If that guy must rename everything, he could at least not be boring about it. He could go wild and rename bodies of water things like "Lake Landy Land" or "The Sea of Oops" or "Restless Waters of Spite" but noooo, it's America every time. Tired.

On hold with the doctor's office: 8 seconds of soothing music Unskippable cutscene explaining that you're on hold 5 seconds of soothing music Unskippable cutscene explaining that you can do this on the website instead Repeat as often as needed

Stephen Colbert is smart, but also... everything I've ever heard about his life is absurdly wholesome. Like, Hallmark romance small town baker wholesome. It would be the funniest thing if he ran for senate, but also if MAGA tried to dig up dirt on him, I suspect they would just look like damn fools.

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US Medical system: Oh, you need this medicine to keep being alive? For that, go to see a doctor every three months to make sure you're being alive for good reasons, not recreationally. It'll be hella expensive. Also, have some legal recreational drugs. Eat as much as you want. They're real cheap.