Someone goes back in time and accidently steps on a cockroach or something

Did a fourth grader name this dinosaur species?

I’m not going to say that men are the problem. It’s implied.

everything running in circle jerks like cockwork

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face

This is Penny. She came up with her own trick. Really hopes you like it, and will repeat it as many times as necessary until you acknowledge that you do. 14/10 (IG: pennycorgipoo)

Steve is trying to cure his hangover...

Smile, Steve loves you.

Thanks to AI even poor people can look 20 years younger.

Can’t, I’m growing my toenail out.

He's an incredibly powerful wizard.

When’s the last time Trump made it through an 8hr shift without taking a nap?

What’s the point of making your bed if you don’t have a dog?

If it goes up and doesn’t come back down, it’s probably stuck in the tree.

Stay tuned for another episode of Garbage Can Catastrophes

Donald Trump has money, fame, power and he never smiles. He’s a miserable, whiny, cruel, piece of shit.

Yes, mom, I’ve heard of Skechers.

tried rocket surgery once, it’s not brain science

Reading your posts like.

Only 99% of German Shepherds are dogs. #SteveThoughts.

First date idea. Hike out into the woods and leave him there.

That time I saw alligator lizards in the air. What a wild night that was.

There goes Steve. Off to do whatever it is Steve does...

Congratulations, Hungary! Suck a dick, Orbán!

Who knew that naked women could draw 240 million fans? You’d think there’d be more.

Steve and Brad have been thrown out of the pub. They are definitely not happy about it.

What’s a better way to die than being sucked into a mushroom cloud?

For once, I actually agree with Steve's advice. Being silly is good for the soul.

Jesus approved this message.

When a deer gets caught in the headlights, do you think he’s thinking…”like wtf????