The Roman Pool (indoors) and the one thing I have always wanted to see in person. I wanted to jump in SO BAD.
E.D.D.I.E.z
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Netflix needs to start asking if I’ve switched laundry loads.
when you wish upon a star the universe is using your wishes as shitposts
searching for humanity in people’s eyes today in a government run building that is designed to make us hate each other as a treat
Whenever someone tells you to breathe deep you know you’re going under.
I live in an area where the forest floor is literally carpeted in fern. I go to the nursery and see people are buying loads of it. Okey dokey.
As a parent, you never realize that one day will be the last time you ever pick up your child. Luckily I realized it as I was picking her up from jail with bail money.
local market, the guy in front of me pulled a little nip bottle with the label "99 WATERMELONS" from a stand next to the register, to go along with his chips or whatever. I asked. "Hey man, is that stuff any good?" He said, "Nah, but," he shrugged. "You know how it goes." I nodded. An got one too.
Art thou suffering? Hast thou been injured through malicious acts of others? Use the orb and contact us now! We can get you financial recompense and changed behavior or we will take their knees for soup. Orb now! 🔮🪄
whenever my bullshit senses start tingling i can’t look away
i’m so far off the map you’d need an astrographer to find me
The fate of the universe will rest on Count Binface gaining world domination and winning the Clacton by-election
a couple of cameo planks, some supportive cardboard cutouts, starring a few wooden chairs and everything held together with ai filler, i was knot board
I made a joke about Helen of Troy but I was just horsing around
Your first mistake was thinking that theorem states that for any right triangle, the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides… when in fact my bra unhooks from the front,babe
Buying hash browns from McDonalds is like buying women’s underwear for your dad, accepted, weird yet we all know it shouldn’t really be done.
Nothing can take away what we have together in our thoughts except Lithium.
