Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman
@kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social
Opinions posted are not my own as I am not real - He/Him/they -Chicago Find my art at kirkmanbrandon.weebly.com - podcast about Kaiju movies at https://www.machineculture.com/podzooky-pod podcast about MtG cards https://www.youtube.com/@EveryDamnMagicCard
Listen, I am a very silly and wacky guy who enjoys Magic the Gathering but if I see a Star Trek UB card and I actually think it's a shitty meme before realizing it's a real card that is a clear sign you've really fucked up with this stinky and bad set
Cal is Stitching & Cascading@caljones.com · 8h agoThis is actually a direct afront to everything good & holy about magic the gathering cards, it’s purely offensive
Read this as “men have Japan women have Ireland and I had the city of Chicago” and it broke my brain this morning as I tried to figure out why Japan Women have Ireland
Got hit with the verification request today but also good to know this below
Hold on!@holdon.templeoftherat.com · 4w agoBsky now requires age verification to use in any capacity. As always, Firefox users can bypass these things with a custom uBlock Origin filter on mobile and desktop, which is easier than completing the age verification itself: gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e2...
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
Surely there is no weird art or feelings towards the Palworld creature Sexmeat
Now this one truly has to have a story behind it
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · yesterdayGoodwills always have coffee machines.
We had an upload error so our newest episode of @everydamnmagiccard.bsky.social is up now with special guests Vi Conraad and Jake Avorio to talk about the card Hide//Seek but more importantly: we spend so much time talking about Positive Ape indexes. Super wacky and funny ep youtu.be/aNXAOE1rxAc?...
Hide//Seek
YouTube video by Every Damn Magic Card!
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watched a seagull pull a bag of rice crackers out of some dude’s unattended bag at the pool & as he flew into the sunset with his prize a lifeguard walking by goes “yeah, that’s steven. he’s notorious”
Last of my GenCon pics/haul: esoteric purchases and esoteric magic cards only please
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Ok, I have slept and sane again: GenCon was great and what a fun pair of shows we put on for @thirstforadventure.bsky.social. Here come the pics and fun details, like the fact we got soaked by the most rain fall we ever saw right before that Sunking Brewery pic
Economy in the US so bad that we’re going to start manufacturing with stained steel
About to do some very professional and efficient guerilla marketing for @everydamnmagiccard.bsky.social at GenCon
New @everydamnmagiccard.bsky.social dropping tomorrow just in time for my arrival at GenCon! If you’re going to GenCon, say hi to Meadow or myself otherwise here is a very funny and stupid clip of the upcoming episode
Great write up but also glad Miles gave me the chance to be put into a Wired article so I can tell people I am a professional hater on AI now
Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · last wk.Parents are fed up with friends and relatives giving their kids “personalized” AI-generated storybooks with characters resembling their kids. Apart from data privacy concerns, literacy experts say these garbled and convoluted narratives could be an impediment to learning how to read.
if you want to be a real adult you need to learn that some people aren't gonna like you and you're not welcome everywhere and that trying to barge in and make them like you is going to make it roughly one million times worse. true in person and true online and The Problem Is You so go and work on it
"This shit is going to slap so hard once they invent cartoons" -Edvard Grieg right after composing In the Hall of the Mountain King
As long as it's native-born and at least 35 in dog years, what's the issue?
Brandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman@kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · last wk.With how bad everything has been in the states politically for the last few decades, we have to at least appreciate we are closer than ever to just letting a dog be president
With how bad everything has been in the states politically for the last few decades, we have to at least appreciate we are closer than ever to just letting a dog be president
Things are rough but god damn, you ever had pretzel chips, store bought hummus and a diet coke at the same time? This shit would outright kill paleolithic humans if they had it, they simply couldn't handle the flavor blasting we have in modern times. It would vaporize them