Matt
@kiwimatt.bsky.social
"Eat well, crap well, and sleep well. You can solve most of life's problems with those simple steps."
Wasn't enough that NZF was trying to start shit with India, ACT wants a piece as well
Thursday’s #Seymour’sSlop is Butter Chicken and Vege on Rice #nzpol (Commentary in ALT text)
Personalised vehicle recommendations from TradeMe continue to be hilarious
can EA go back to making good games so that not buying them can actually feel like a statement
"Luxon isnt a buisness person, he's a corporate person. There's a big difference"
Hey, devs? I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you're making a single player game? Start/Esc should ALWAYS, and IMMEDIATELY pause the game. I don't gaf how "epic" you think your camera is I just spilled something. My cat just puked. The dog got out. My kid fell. Fuck you, PAUSE THE GAME
Koei no, why 😭
Atelier Ryza “AI chat RPG” announced. Developers promise “no AI-generated artwork” and fair revenue sharing with voice actors https://automaton-media.com/en/news/atelier-ryza-ai-chat-rpg-announced-developers-promise-no-ai-generated-artwork-and-fair-revenue-sharing-with-voice-actors/
if firing a geriatric old racist means the government will fall, then it doesn't deserve to stand #nzpol
Couldn't get on the phone at 4pm (or any other time), then? All this does is scream that racism by a Cabinet member isn't a priority for the PM.
Could this useless prick be any more of a useless prick? On the road FFS. You telling me the PM doesn’t have his Foreign Minister on speed dial? Absolutely lowest effort bullshit from our premiere low-effort bullshitter. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Are you joking? Winne started a homophobic disinformation campaign against a non binary MP knowing full well what that would translate to online. Threats, harassment and other online violence. So serious, that MP left. Unbelievable #nzpol
The full comments the PM made at the Rotorua event, which the PM's office say Labour are mischaracterising as a "patronising lecture". www.thepost.co.nz/politics/361...
Lately I have been rather distracted from my single-minded quest to hate every single thing Luxon does and says but this summary by Andrew Dickson @openpolicy.bsky.social is so good Also: god I hate him. I hate him so much
Luxon's Wearing Daddy's Pants
The Prime Minister goes to Rotorua, tells drowning businesses to swim harder, and confesses
andrewdicksonnz.substack.com
Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.
as an asian immigrant and well attuned to racism myself...winston did not like lawrence's accent. that's what it comes down to, and what he uses as the excuse to other him
@andrewtodd.co.nz you were spot on, unfortunately but unsurprisingly
christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times
At what stage do we just conclude that the national Party is inconsistent with the BORA? www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Gang patch ban inconsistent with Bill of Rights, High Court finds
A new court decision could send the gang patch ban back to the government for review following a High Court ruling that a Wellington man's conviction for displaying gang insignia contravenes the Bill ...
rnz.co.nz
We live in a world where everything is a Funko Pop; meaningless content churn and endless crossovers all stuck on the same generic model. Crossovers used to be fun but now they just highlight how nothing is creative enough to be unique.
Wizards is bringing Universes Beyond to D&D...
big "my lobster's too buttery" energy from weirdos complaining about Lawrence Xu-Nan engaging in democratic processes too much #nzpol
What a bizarre thing to say? Xu-Nan engages fully and completely in Parliamentary process, more so than any other MP I've seen. Not filibustering, but genuinely digging into important details while being very receptive to answers from Ministers. www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
When I am about to be eaten, but am having a fun time.
what's with the weird vaseline smear on so many pictures and videos I see online lately? is everyone running their shit through a weird ai upscaling thing? are platforms just doing this automatically without users' agreement?