holy shit

Me: Tell the chef to put the slice of pie in the milkshake and blend it in with the ice cream. The server: bruh you tell him I'm not that stupid.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: *totally calm after throwing a hit man over a railing into a mall atrium, where he smashes through a table where people are playing d&d, causing them to scatter in fear* encountah table

Been digging the hell out of Buff Ginger lately music.youtube.com/watch?v=trvS...

Punchline

YouTube video by Buff Ginger - Topic

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I don't think my partner would make this up but they're saying I died Thursday night. I woke up covered in sweat with them saying my name really loud in my face. They were on the phone with 911 as it happened. Turns out I have COVID and pneumonia. Weird shit not easy to process.

My personal conspiracy theory is that they're gonna run out of oil soon and they know it that's why you see so many stations suddenly putting E85 flex fuel tanks in and if you don't have a flex fuel vehicle you're gonna be out of luck. I'm probably wrong about all of that though.

I ride BART all day now that's who I am

new metaphor just dropped

Breaking: Apple is selling faceID data to ICE for a reported 350 million dollars.

Hey everybody things are not great but not terrible just yet. Any help for myself of my partner Avery would be massively appreciated, even a share. Thanks to everyone who has donated or reached out so far it's been a massive help gofund.me/f922cb28d

Donate to Help Avery Stay Housed While Recovering From Crisis, organized by Charles Wilson

Hi, my name is Klik, and I’m fundraising for my friend Avery.

 … Charles Wilson needs your support for Help Avery Stay Housed While Recovering From Crisis

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Hush hush Keep it down now This is scary

Your Harry Potter gummy bears are the reason that a family right now is desperately seeking a different country to move to

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

Siri play Isolation by Turin Brakes open.spotify.com/track/0e8kwB...

Isolation

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Great Horned Owl mother watching over her owlet inside a Saguaro cactus nest in the Arizona desert. 📸 KRL Photo

My partner and I have been fighting for our lives and things just keep going wrong. The van requires a whole new transmission and we have two landlords actively trying to kick us out on the street any help would be greatly appreciated ❤️ gofund.me/c3454b916

Donate to Help Avery Stay Housed While Recovering From Crisis, organized by Charles Wilson

Hi, my name is Klik, and I’m fundraising for my friend Avery.

 … Charles Wilson needs your support for Help Avery Stay Housed While Recovering From Crisis

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Pic of the day.

Probably the best picture I've shot this year.

I remember when we'd get Lincoln's birthday (Feb 12) AND Washington's birthday (2/22) off and they decided all of a sudden to just merge the holidays into President's Day which kinda sucks I liked having 2 days off just 10 days apart.

Throwback to the evening a bird landed on me and hung out until animal control cam and got him. Really sweet little guy.

Things have improved slightly but my landlord is now officially trying to evict me from my home of 33 years. If anyone can help with a donation or a repost it would make a world of difference for me www.gofundme.com/f/aid-klik-i...

Donate to Aid Klik in Restoring His Life and Home, organized by Charles Wilson

Klik’s story. I’m Trying to Recover After Ongoing Violence Took My Home… Charles Wilson needs your support for Aid Klik in Restoring His Life and Home

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Caught this view on a dark, rainy night in San Francisco this evening.

There will be no more sunrises until the dawn.

My partner Avery saved me when my home started crashing out and without them I'd be lost right now if you can help by sharing or donating to their go fund me they have been going through it as well it would be greatly appreciated gofund.me/b6545fa05

Donate to Help Avery Stay Housed While Recovering From Crisis, organized by Charles Wilson

Hi, my name is Klik, and I’m fundraising for my friend Avery.

 … Charles Wilson needs your support for Help Avery Stay Housed While Recovering From Crisis

gofund.me

if anyone remembers when i said i was going to move to san francisco into a house where i was certain to get my ass beaten, this is a gofundme for the master tenant of that house and he just had literally every single thing he owns stolen i think gofund.me/9f76c12c5

Donate to Aid Klik in Restoring His Life and Home, organized by Charles Wilson

Klik’s story. I’m Trying to Recover After Ongoing Violence Took My Home… Charles Wilson needs your support for Aid Klik in Restoring His Life and Home

gofund.me

1998

On-Line Gambling Too Depressing To Even Think About

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wouldn’t the bigger story be that there’s a young republicans group that doesn’t talk like this

Politico@politico.com · last yr.

EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat. Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇

#KaleidoSaturday, or as I prefer, collido-sattidy.... (and may I renew my wish for less compression/better video quality in our BlueSky)