Over at @somewordslit.bsky.social, I just published my first poem after a seven year hiatus 😅 It’s about my son & Patrick Mahomes’ knee & about how the Super Bowl sucks this year. It’d mean a lot to me if y’all checked it out 💞

I sold no books. Anyone want to buy a signed copy of Brazos? $20, shipping included, shoot me a DM so I don’t have to put these all back on the bookshelf.

Justin Carter@juscarts.com · last yr.

Found out I outsold my advance so when I inevitably sell no books at this book festival today, at least I have that!

Callum loves to sit & stare at the tree, & he had to show it to his pig 🥹

I let my almost one-year-old make his own tiers lineup this morning… I feel like he’s made some choices here, but will almost certainly do better than me. 😅

I wrote about Cam Ward & what it means to see someone from your hometown succeed in college football. fansided.com/fan-voices-c...

Fan Voices: What Cam Ward’s success means to Brazoria County

Everyone is from somewhere. Cam Ward is from Brazoria County.

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catching up on house of villains & like……….. how do u eliminate kandy while larsa’s dumb ass is still there 💀 such bad production 💀

Just asked my dad why he isn’t constantly looking up for UFOs. He said “‘cause I work so much, the only time I go outside, I’m takin’ my dog to shit.” HOW DO WE BRING UAPs TO THE PROLETARIAT

would be pretty funny if luigi mangione was the wrong guy they picked up after the CEO assassin look alike contest

My 11-month-old has this fit. It’s from Carter’s.

ESPN@espn.com · 2y ago

Joe Burrow’s MNF fit 🔥 #CINvsDAL | 8:15 PM ET | ESPN/ABC

Thou shalt not forget that all Americans are united by how much they hate the greed of healthcare insurance companies.

Posted on Twitter but also posting here because you have fewer followers on here: Hi @poptartsbowl.bsky.social. My son was born during you last year. I wrote a poem about it. It’d be cool if you published it.

am i gonna pass out before the end of this game

a man wearing a state farm t-shirt giving a thumbs up

Alt: a man wearing a state farm t-shirt giving a thumbs up

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All about the women this year… & Tech, as always lmfao 💘

Today is the last day to buy my book at a discount so if you’ve been thinking “I need more books,” here is a chance to get more books.

Justin Carter@juscarts.com · 2y ago

Hey, my book is 45% off this week! If you haven’t bought it yet, now’s the time! bellepointpress.com/products/bra...

Do any of y’all (especially anyone else who has autism or SPD!) use Loop ear plugs? Trying to decide whether they’re worth the money or not…

The Chiefs have the best QB ever, the fastest WR ever, the most famous TE ever, and a pretty good defense. They are terrible (11-1)

Marty Schottenheimer smiling from beyond waiting for the Raiders to Raiders themselves

Never a doubt. (there was huge doubt) #ChiefsKingdom

Have to give the Chiefs scriptwriters credit. These endings each week are deranged

it is so fun to be a fan of this team

A franchise leader in more ways than one. Congrats on another milestone, Pat!Patrick! #ChiefsKingdom #NFL

He's 29 years old. It's easy to be swept up in the game-to-game analysis and to be perpetually looking ahead to the playoff run, but we cannot forget that we're watching something absolutely incredible every week.

Chiefs On SI@chiefsonsi.com · 2y ago

🚨RECORD ALERT🚨 With his throw to Justin Watson on Friday, Patrick Mahomes has the most TD passes ever by a Chief! No. 15 passes HOFer Len Dawson in Week 13. ⬇️

I misheard Al Roker on the parade and thought he said “And here’s the Mulholland Drive balloon!” and now I am wondering what that would even be.

So, uh, is anyone else on #UFOsky wondering if we’re currently witnessing catastrophic disclosure?? Just wondering because… damn.

This is what demographic panic looks like. When people are this uninformed, democracy faces serious headwinds. from @jvl.bsky.social

minshew, ridder, o'connell.. don't matter, chiefs by 1

Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social · 2y ago

Raiders QB Gardner Minshew broke his collarbone and is out for the season, sources tell me and Mike Garafolo. A frustrating end for Minshew. Would be another big opportunity for Aidan O’Connell.

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy…

David Simon@audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 2y ago

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy...

Matt Gaetz has now removed more criminal insurrectionists from Congress in 1 day than Merrick Garland did in 4 years.