Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
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he/they posts and reposts may be 18+ better a faggot than a fascist
this is gonna make me cry laughing. 137 year old company still treats Americans like idiots the good old fashioned way
Maxime@monogon.bsky.social · yesterdayThey still do, at least Nintendo of America does. If you watch a UK Nintendo Direct you'll see that they just say "game" instead of "the [game] game" like in the US. Which means that they make the narrator record two versions of the same line every time he mentions the name of a Nintendo game.
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One man is on the hunt for his SSD containing Bitcoin, but is far more interested in the value of the drive itself. paletteswap.site/dif...
a thunderstorm just rolled into Kyiv at the same time there's an active air raid alarm and russian explosive drones are flying over the city and all I can think of is this guy playing banjo on his porch during a thunderstorm www.youtube.com/watch?v=_22X... it do be like that sometimes
Banjo session in a thunderstorm
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Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.
Travel deep enough into the Backrooms and you will find Bjork.
@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 2d agoBjörk in 1996, by Takashi Homma
Now that we're discussing a new Fire Emblem game, is it safe to say that Engage was kinda dogshit? Only the battles themselves were good, but anything happening outside of battle was mid at best and total ass at worst. Probably one of the most disappointing full price game purchases in my life.
I just purchased a Nintendo Switch 2 for $449 because of this btw. I recommend you buy one now while it's $499. It's a great deal right now at just $599 and if you don't buy it now for $679, you might end up paying over $800.
Eurogamer@eurogamer.bsky.social · 2d agoSamsung says the memory shortage will continue to get worse in 2027. https://bit.ly/4vXiBP7
> It's an early morning in 2020. > I wake up to get a drink. > A man is in my kitchen. He's from Coke. > He tells me Coke bought the company who makes the high-protein milk I drink. > He tells me to accept this or kill myself. > I sweat nervously
zoiteki |⚡😈 VTuber@zoiteki.bsky.social · 2d ago"StreamElements is now a part of Razer" - Accept - Delete Account Well those are certainly options
Bluesky is a "liberal bubble" because fascist chuds can't get traction without algorithmic assistance and because people here trained themselves to block "debate me" trybois the instant they roll up
The Verge@theverge.com · 2d agoBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
![Screenshot from Fallout New Vegas showing a dialogue box option that reads
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[Cherchez La Femme] It's not often I meet a light switch with brains and beauty. I think I'm going to like it here.
What function do you serve?
I have to go. We'll talk later.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vmhrtckqi7ghdoqhf3lgvm4y/bafkreib3iu3gic25mfv6nenkldchl3ogydbxdju6se7sase7sopka2c7i4)
have to remember this is my default reading mode when recommending books to other people
"i'm a team of one and you're still outnumbered" sounds like some shit joseph joestar would say
Gray@redhotdivekick.bsky.social · 7mo agoxavier renegade angel dialogue
🔴🟡🔵 BIG WALK 🔴🟡🔵 Out now on Steam, Nintendo Switch 2, and PlayStation 5. Hooray!
Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.