Elon Musk is living proof that money doesn't buy happiness.

Don't be part of the thundering herd problem, be the whole thundering herd problem!

I can confirm that people who are already exhausted and scared of going through TSA and flying right now, people who have just been told to wait in a line for 4+ hours, are absolutely furious to see ICE agents—a stark reminder of who exactly is to blame for this situation

I heard there was a secret cord that David kept in his cable hoard but he can never find it when he needs it

Secret Police have no place in a free America. RT if you agree.

I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

The Romans crucified Jesus without due process. So why should we give due process to immigrants?

I don't really care what the "political consequences" are of fighting for the proposition that *everyone* is entitled to due process before they are removed from the United States and sent to a Salvadoran prison. It's not really a principle if you only adhere to it when it's politically expedient.

This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!

VibeOps: you just keep feeding the firing alerts to the LLM and copy-pasting whatever commands it tells you to do until, one way or another, the incident is over.

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

So how’s it going so far?

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” James Baldwin

Accessibility doesn't only help a small group of people. Accessibility helps everyone

man how did tiktok get so good at playing to the whims of autocrats

Is Carrie Underwood gonna sing ‘Before He Cheats’ at the inauguration or nah?

A priest a teacher and a rabbit enter a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit what is your blood type. The rabbit replied "I'm probably a Type-O"

I’m having a conversation with my mom about something I want for Christmas and a week later Santa gives it to me. When will we pass privacy regulations

I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one

"When measuring problems becomes more important than solving them, the measurement becomes the problem."

When I hear people talk about deregulation, what I'm really hearing them say is: "any limitation on harming people is a limitation on profits".

It's a great day to be a cis het white male... unless of course you care about other people.

The more Tim Walz swears the more I like him.