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@laika.bsky.social

@laika_one from the birdsite, cuteposting, insufferable mess, she/her Guitar/Vocals in The Dilators @thedilators.bsky.social Everything in Acid Death Fantasy Music coming whenever it comes I guess.

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Will Wiles@willwiles.bsky.social · 3mo ago

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

it’s laura@laika.bsky.social · 5mo ago

I fucking hate when something happens that’s unresolved and you get stuck in permanent fight or flight mode. Especially when you have a million other pressing concerns and you just can’t fucking function

it’s laura@laika.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Wondering if both this account and my band’s accounts have had their visibility removed ‘cause I haven’t done the bullshit age verification thing. I swear both accounts have gotten 0 interactions since that came in.

Roxie@roxieproxy.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
it’s laura@laika.bsky.social · 6mo ago

It’s so weird how Hernandez, Honduras’s corrupt drug trafficking right wing evangelist Christian former president got pardoned and released by Trump less than a year before they kidnapped Maduro based on bullshit accusations in an illegal raid of a sovereign country.

The Dilators@thedilators.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Regarding the incident at our show last night: The Dilators stand with Aboriginal people and oppressed peoples worldwide. In case it isn't incredibly obvious, racists are not welcome at our shows. Especially not ones who make excuses for attempted acts of white supremacist terrorism.

bites u@snuffbait.bsky.social · 6mo ago

from: Elon Musk to: jeffrey E subject: "Pedo Party" I heard you were having a le Epic Bacon party on Pedophile Island (Teenage Girls FTW!) If it might behoove you may I please have an invite from: jeffrey E to: Elon Musk subject: "Re: Pedo Party" kill yuorsel